πεθαίνω. πείτε και δικά σας εδώ, μη ντρέπεστε. εγώ δεν έχω, η ζωή μου γαμάει, my life fucks.
πεθαίνω. πείτε και δικά σας εδώ, μη ντρέπεστε. εγώ δεν έχω, η ζωή μου γαμάει, my life fucks.
...you will die like a dog for no good reason.
Today, my professor, who was born without arms, asked somebody "need a hand?" There are over 300 students in that class and I was the only one laughing. FML
xaxaxaxa \m/
We work in the dark. We do what we can to battle the evil that would otherwise destroy us. But if a man's character is his fate, this fight is not a choice but a calling. Yet sometimes the weight of this burden causes us to falter, breaching the fragile fortress of our mind, allowing the monsters without to turn within. We are left alone staring into the abyss, into the laughing face of madness.
Γράφω αύριο το μάθημα για το οποίο έχω τις καλύτερες πιθανότητες να περάσω και εδώ και 3 μέρες είμαι με συνάχι και πυρετό, δεν έχω καταφέρει να διαβάσω σοβαρά και αύριο που δίνω θα 'μαι λογικά χάλια
πονάει πάντα η πρώτη φορά.
A loaded gun won't set you free.
So you say.
Today, my father came back from a business trip in Canada. He handed me an "I Love Canada" pen. He brought back an xbox 360 for my younger brother. FML
επος.
when it goes to .999 then I rise and there I shine
θα 'χει καρκίνο ο μικρός.Originally Posted by Darkling
A loaded gun won't set you free.
So you say.
entaxei vrika ti thakanw to vrady
ποθτανα ολα
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Today my lesbian sister enthusiastically showed me her new strap on. Not only does she get more girls than me, she now has a bigger penis too. FMLToday, my boss fired me via text message. I don't have a text messaging plan. I paid $0.25 to get fired. FML
My morning sun is the drug that brings me near
To the childhood I lost, replaced by fear
Today, I started a fight at a lesbian bar and lost. I'm a man. FML
Today, I cancelled out of a video chat with my boyfriend to go take a shit. I took my computer with me to look at Facebook. It took three minutes for me to realize I was still on video chat. FML
Today, I was volunteering at a nursing home and I was calling bingo numbers. And one woman stood up and started making noises, I asusmed she had won and I started clapping. She then fell on the floor and died of a heart attack. I essentially applauded her death. FML
Today, I was sitting at home, venting to my parents about how I never get asked out by any of the guys at school. My Dads words of wisdom were "Don't worry, looks don't matter so much in college. Once they've had a few beers in them, they'll date anything." FML
Today, I cut myself with child-proof scissors. FML
Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML
Today, I was going down on a girl. When I looked up she was texting. FML
Today, I found out that when I masturbate at night while watching internet porn I cast a huge shadow on the curtain and the entire street is able to see it. FML
Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her exiting her room....my electric tothbrush in her hand. FML
Today, I decided to send my boyfriend a pic text of me naked. I accidently sent it to my dad and got a text back saying "You definitely take after your mom". FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend some nude pics of me. Later I get a text from my dad asking me when I had gotten a tatoo. FML
There was a time that the pieces fit, but I watched them fall away
Np Anal Cunt - You Googled to find this siteOriginally Posted by rincewind2k
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Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML
Today, I had just gotten over the flu and thought I was better. So me and my boyfriend decided to have sex. As I was about to orgasm, I puked all over his face. He was so disgusted that he ended up throwing up on me as well. FML
Today, I decided to watch some porn before bed. The lights were off and my roommate was already asleep behind me. I put on my noise-canceling headphones and turned up the volume all the way. After a few strokes my roommate got up and plugged in the headphones for me.
"we are not evacuating this house, we don't believe in you and your wrecking crew"
1.To site εχει μπει στα favs μου.
2.Μου την επεσε ο παιδιατρος που ειχα πιτσιρικι.
Πατος. New best of.
Πράγματι, ο καιρός ήτο θαυμάσιος. Ένας καιρός ηδονικός και, όπως λέγουν, θείος. Ο ήλιος έλαμπε καταυγάζων και θερμαίνων τα πάντα – τον ουρανόν, την θάλασσαν, το υπερωκεάνειον, τους επιβάτας. Όλοι σχεδόν ήσαν χαρούμενοι.
Today, I called my girlfriend and she answered telling me how amazing the sex was last night and she can't wait to see me later. I didn't see her last night. FML
Αυτο αν και γαμαει είναι λίγο και ουρμπαν λετζεμτ. χμμμ.
I don't do drugs. I am drugs.
Today, I thought if it's on the internet it must be true.
...you will die like a dog for no good reason.
νομίζω ότι επισημαίνω το προφανές.
I don't do drugs. I am drugs.