*Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.
*Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
*A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer
*Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.
*According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
*Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.
*Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.
*Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.
*When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.
*Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
*Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
*Chuck Norris can get Blackjack with just one card.
*Chuck Norris can split the atom. With his bare hands.
*Chuck Norris can hold his breathe for nine years.
*Chuck Norris make onions CRY!!!
*Chuck Norris is not only a noun, but a verb
*Chuck Norris let the dogs out.