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    Syntoma 8a ypobalw ta xartia mou gia na mou anagnwristei o metaptyxiakos moy titlos.

    Exete antimetwpisei problhmata me to en logw amfilegomenou kyrous idryma? An nai, poia einai auta?
    Mille anni passi sunt...

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    kalo kouragio ...
    The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism — George Bernard Shaw

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    nai, kati mou leei oti 8a mou to bgaloun apo th myth.
    Mille anni passi sunt...

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    αν είναι για μεταπτυχιακό (εννοείται εντός ΕΕ), δεν είναι τόσο δύσκολα τα πράγματα.
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    Egw perimenw to transcript apo to panepistimio pou ekana to metaptyxiako mou kai katathetw xartia gia anagnwrisi bachellor+master opws episis kai gia antistoixia.

    Exw dromo mou fainetai...
    "Duty is heavier than a mountain, death lighter than a feather"

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    xoxoxoxo, kalo kouragio kai apo mena. Se perimenei dromos makryyyyyyys. 13 mhnes ekanan gia enan gnwsto mou, afou fysika prwta tou epriksan ta paparia.

    O kafrofilos mou o Mitsos, me master apo to Imperial se anwtera mathimatika, phge kai tou eipan oti to anagnwrizoun mono se epipedo ptyxiou (to Imperial einai to trito panepisthmio sthn Agglia, meta apo Oxford kai Cambridge btw).

    Egw xreiazomoun mono ton arithmo prwtokwllou ths aithshs gia na me dextei to panepisthmio Krhths. Tous phga olo to xartomani kai mou eipan oti mou leipei ena xarti pou prepei na stalei apeftheias sto DIKATSA oti nai, ontws hmoun sto Bristol kai phra to ptyxio. "Kai prosekse, giati aytoi oi Aggloi einai kai ilithioi, sou grafoun olh thn diefthynsh kai meta den vazoun kai ena ', Agglia'"
    Thn koitaw kala-kala (xontrh tzwtza apotyxhmenh dhm. ypallhlos). Dhladh pou tha mporouse na einai to Bristol?
    "A, tha mporouse na exei pararthma sthn Ellada!!"
    "..."
    To skeftomai ligo..."Telos pantwn, den exei pararthma sthn Ellada, opote poio to provlhma?"
    "Kai pou to kseroume emeis? Tous *ntetektiv* tha kanoume?"
    Giati opws katalavainete sto DIKATSA skizontai, pou na psaxnoun na mathoun an ena kseno panepisthmio exei pararthma Ellada, einai kati soupies aytoi, sta kryfa ta anoigoune, se stoes. To ellhniko kratos den kserei ti ginetai...
    Synexizei h tzwtza..."Emeis steilame gramma se ola ta panepisthmia kai tous zhtousame grapth vevaiwsh oti den exoun pararthma sthn Ellada! Osoi apanthsan den xreiazetai na fernoun xarti oi apofoitoi"

    Prosekste: Steilane gramma se panepisthmio ths Agglias: "Re seis, edw yphresia ypourgeiou paideias ellados, mpas kai exete kana panepisthmio edw?"
    Kai tous ekane entypwsh pou den apanthsan. Prepei na apanthsan 2-3...(ayta pou exoun pararthma!)
    Epipleon, to DIKATSA einai paranomo, afou ptyxio apo thn EE aytomata einai isotimo se olh thn EE. Opote typika ta agglika panepisthmia den prepei na apanthsoun... Estw...
    "Na sas pw, arithmo prwtokwllou tha parw?"
    "Nai, alla h aithsh sou den tha proxwrhsei mexri na fereis to xarti"
    "A, entaksei, eyxaristw, tha epilifthw tou thematos"

    120 eyrwpoula. Gia pollaplasiaste epi tis xiliades twn foithtwn pou pane eksw. Oxi asxhma gia ntavatziliki...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vic
    Epipleon, to DIKATSA einai paranomo, afou ptyxio apo thn EE aytomata einai isotimo se olh thn EE.
    ισχύει αυτό, αλλά για να σταματήσει να υπάρχει αυτή η "υπηρεσία" θα πρέπει να ευθυγραμμιστεί ολόκληρη η ΕΕ σε μια συγκεκριμένη κατεύθυνση όσον αφορά στα έτη σπουδών κτλ κτλ. και σε άλλες χώρες υπάρχουν ανάλογες γραφειοκρατικές διαδικασίες, αν όχι στην αναγνώριση του πτυχίου, στην απόκτηση της άδειας ασκήσεως επαγγέλματος κ.ο.κ....

    κατά τα άλλα το ΔΙΚΑΤΣΑ είναι για το πέος και κυριαρχεί το βίσμα και το λάδωμα.

    ένας φίλος μου που πήρε πτυχίο στην Ελλάδα (παν. Μακεδονίας) και έκανε 2 μεταπτυχιακά στο βέλγιο, δεν αντιμετώπισε ιδιαίτερο πρόβλημα, πάντως...
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    this is business people.

    pantws auta peri automaths anagnwrishs, EE klp kalo otan anaferontai na lamvanontai upopsh kai alla polla themata pou pane paketo.

    parola ayta to dikatsa einai gia to peos.
    misery loves company

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    Stenos moy filos phre bachelor apo to salford, master apo to essex kai den antimetwpise kanena provlhma sthn anagnwrish. Eixe etoimasei apo prin tis sxetikes vevaiwseis kai htane xalaros...

    Epishs h fash me to DIKATSA prepei na 3eka8arisei toylaxiston gia xwres ths EE (nomizw plhrwnoyme ena prostimo sth EE), an oxi gia kapoion allo logo alla apo ta pararthmata 3enwn panepisthmiwn polles fores pwleitai se goneis to story "To dikatsa 8a kleisei, mexri na parei to paidi sas to xarti 8a anagnwrizetai sto dhmosio" klp pipes. Gia mena pantws h kalyterh lysh eixe prota8ei sth Viennh prin apo merika xronia se synedrio ypoyrgwn paideias ths EE, oti pararthmata se nomima anagnwrismeno idryma prepei na anagnwrizontai pantoy, ta alla sthn pyra

    Gia roymanies, tsexies ktl den 3erw ti paizei opote den ekferw apopsh, oyte gia to ti travane gia thn anagnwrish, oyte gia ton prepei na anagnwrizontai.
    Θες να κάνεις τη ζωή σου καλύτερη; Σβήσε τα περιττά σου mp3 (και προιόντα συναφών απωλεστικών ή μη αλγορίθμων).

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    I theia mou exei ptixeio diefthinsis orxistras apo kratiko panepistimio sto velgio. To dikatsa den tis to anagnorise giati stin ellada to anotero pou mporei na spoudasei kaneis einai fougka

    Etsi i theia mou tha eprepe na girisei sto velgio, na parei ptyxeio fougkas (pou einai katotero tis diefthinsis orxistras) kai na to katathesei gia anagnorisi, oste na doulepsei se kapia kratiki orxistra

    Etsi paratise ti mousiki
    Practical men, who believe themselves to be quite exempt from any intellectual influences, are usually the slaves of some defunct economist.
    J. M. Keynes.

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    O ksaderfos mou eixe spoudasei giatros sto ekswteriko kai itan o kaliteros giatros sto gkosmo. irthe ellada kai tou eipan oti de theloun ton kalitero giatro sto gkosmo kai na paei na ginei ligo xeiroteros. etsi aftos pethane kai kati anomaloi ton sodomisan enw itan nekros.
    And what exactly is a dream
    And what exactly is a joke.



    Οι άνθρωποι σου φάνηκαν ωραίοι σήμερα,
    μα δεν άλλαξαν.
    Απλά εσύ δεν είσαι πια ο ίδιος.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Acid Baby
    irthe ellada kai tou eipan oti de theloun ton kalitero giatro sto gkosmo
    Χαχα, έχει γίνει κι αυτό. Δεν αφορά το ΔΙΚΑΤΣΑ, αλλά υπήρξαν περιπτώσεις που αρνήθηκαν καθηγητική θέση σε επιστήμονες με καλή καρριέρα στο εξωτερικό, για λόγους που προφανώς δε σχετίζονταν με την αξία τους.
    No trees were killed to send this message, but a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced.

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    E, OXI
    misery loves company

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    Quote Originally Posted by katwrimos
    I theia mou exei ptixeio diefthinsis orxistras apo kratiko panepistimio sto velgio. To dikatsa den tis to anagnorise giati stin ellada to anotero pou mporei na spoudasei kaneis einai fougka

    Etsi i theia mou tha eprepe na girisei sto velgio, na parei ptyxeio fougkas (pou einai katotero tis diefthinsis orxistras) kai na to katathesei gia anagnorisi, oste na doulepsei se kapia kratiki orxistra

    Etsi paratise ti mousiki










    Eleos.

    Alla kai an den to anagnwrisoun, den 8a stenoxwrh8w idiaiterws. Sto Dhmosio den 8elw na doulepsw etsi ki alliws.

    To parabolo 120 euro me xalase den anaferetai sthn istoselida tous an epitrepetai h symplhrwsh twn dikaiologhtikwn h an sou aporriptoun thn aithsh kai prepei na ksanaypobaleis ta dikaiologhtika me neo parabolo.

    Mallon to deutero.

    Mille anni passi sunt...

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    πούτσα μπάλα και καράτε.

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