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    Default You're in a desert, walking along in the sand...

    You're in a desert, walking along in the sand when all of a sudden you look down. You look down and see a tortoise. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping. Why is that?
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    /me vgazei to oplo
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    Endiaferon.

    1. Eimai zalismenos/eksouthwnenos kai meta vias perpataw.

    2. H xelwna einai megalyterh apo mena

    3. Giati mesa sta matia ths xelwnas vlepw olous osous ithelan kati apo mena, to phran kai efygan, xwris antapwdosh. Alla tha eprepe na eimai poli katsoufhs se ekeinh thn periptwsh.
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    /me perimenei thn apanthsh tou Deggial.



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    Just make sure your next question isn't about my mother
    We cross our bridges when we come to them and burn them behind us, with nothing to show for our progress except a memory of the smell of smoke, and a presumption that once our eyes watered.

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    Einai ofthalmapati. Den yparxoun xelwnes stin erimo!
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    exw skouriasei.
    πούτσα μπάλα και καράτε.

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    giati peinousa
    Ta parapanw onomata oudemia sxesh exoun me pragmatikous anthrwpous kai katastaseis. Ola vgikan apo to myalo tou senariografou mas

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    giati den exei nohma
    σηκωσες λιγο την μπλουζιτσα και υποψιαστηκα οτι εισαι ο φρικ. Σε λιγα δευτερολεπτα ειχα μαθει την τραγικη αληθεια.Δεν ξερω αν προσεξες την απογοητευση στo προσωπο μου..
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    "What do you mean I'm not helping?"
    "I mean, you're not helping. Why is that Leon? -- They're just questions, Leon. In answer to your query, they're written down for me. It's a test, designed to provoke an emotional response. -- Shall we continue? Describe in single words, only the good things that come in to your mind about... your mother."
    "My mother?"
    "Yeah."
    "Let me tell you about my mother..."
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    Deggial den pistevw na pineis mesimeriatika!?!
    "Duty is heavier than a mountain, death lighter than a feather"

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    Default Re: You're in a desert, walking along in the sand...

    Quote Originally Posted by Kingdom Gone
    You're in a desert, walking along in the sand when all of a sudden you look down. You look down and see a tortoise. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping. Why is that?

    Η χελώνα είμαι εγώ.
    if your heart holds any riches, lend a helping hand

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    There is no turtle
    Is it any wonder that my joke’s an iron and the joke’s on you

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    ine xelononitsaki
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    Quote Originally Posted by Broccoli
    There is no turtle
    there is a tortoise tho! and its too fucking hot. roasted.

    We are left alone staring into the abyss, into the laughing face of madness.

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