An Electric Anthology....
Enas xronos kai kati exei perasei edw mesa. Ta xeria mou leiwsan 2 keyboards kai akoma eimai edw stis 5:30 to prwi kai sunexizw na grafw. Pola eipw8hkan, dhlhthrio xu8hke, kakes glwsses 8eloun na kleisoun to magazi, alla tpt... Opws to kako skuli, etsi kai auto pswfo den exei. pERasame polla edw mesa, enamisi xrono twra. Opws proeipa, polloi 8a 8elan na doun to mellon tou er na dialuetai, ta melh tou na pernane ta xeirotera, kolash h zwh tous kai martyrio h ka8e skepsh tous. Pws 8a htan na eixame ena eikoniko paron kai mellon? Pws 8a niw8ame an to er gemize gayz (auto pou fobatai o Wotan), ekleine kai pe8ene o admin tou (auto pou elpizei o rockavlon), klp klp? Isws 8a eprepe na kanoume mia anadromh, kai na doume me ena allo mati. Isws etsi sumorfw8oume kapws kai sobareytoume. Katwrima plasmata....
Ola ksekinane sunh8ws me ena anekdoto (o mikros k8oulou tou trashman to elege auto). Edw ola ksekinhsan me enan agwna.... Generals tous elegan (thn mia omada) kai "dusmoirous" fwnazan thn allh omada.... As ta piasoume omws apo thn arxh...
Mia wraia mera tou Apriliou (apogeyma gia thn akribeia, Kuriakh an den kanw la8os), kapou pshla ston Ymhto...
(oi gnERals)
kapoies omades paidiwn ksekinhsan na allaksoun to roun ths istorias.
Auto to "a8lhtiko" meeting, eixe san apotelesma na ksekinhsei mia seira apo sunanthseis: gia poto....
...gia faghto....
...akoma kai gia diakopes!
Alla alimono... auth h armonia den eprokeito na krathsei gia polu... Klikes arxisan na dhmhourgountai kai h zygaria ths outopikhs auths hlektronikhs koinwnias arxise na palantzarei... Ta prwta shmadia htan hdh orata. Gay goths homosexual faggots eishl8an sto forum...
...o arxontas tou skotous o idios....
...kai isws apo kapritsio, isws apo zhleia, isws apo kapoia katapiesmenh proswpikothta pou epeboske sta egkata ths psuxhs olwn tous, ena ena ta melh tou er arxhsan na kanoun nera.... Sthn arxh, den htan para ena asteio.... Otan omws ta prwta sumptomata arxisan na einai polu baria....
...kai ta melh tou forum na exoun ektraxulhn8ei plhrws...
...oloi katalaban oti kati eixe paei polu straba....
Tote htan pou arxhsan kai oi prwtes rwgmes sto tsimentenio auto dhmhourghma pou onomasthke "diaduktiakh filia":
Tsakwmoi, ex8res, klikes kai phgadakia dieluan thn enothta tou forum:
O kosmos htan apegnwsmenos.... epsaxne gia dieksodo...
...tipota omws...
...den gemize....
...to keno.....
Etsi ta melh strafhkan se alles odous. Agaph, erws, filies, pa8h, mish....
Ta prwta shmadia htan hdh orata. To edafos prosforo. Eleipe mono h aformh. O logos uphrxe....
Kai h aformh den arghse na dw8ei.....
MPOUXTISMENOI oloi apo mia zwh gemath gunaikes pou den mporesan pote na tous katalaboun....
...oi filoi mas gurisan kai arxisan na perpatane se alla monopatia...
...ligotero perpathmena...
Oi antroparees htan panta ena pronomia twn metaladwn. Alla oxi, oxi sthn sugkekrimenh periptwsh.... Htan ena arrwsthmeno kapritsio....
O enas meta ton allo, h kai oloi mazi (), arxisan na trabane ton dromo tous. Ta phgadakia "sterepsan", oi klikes skorpisan kai oi parees, telikws, dialu8hkan, san xioni sta prwta prwina ths anoikshs.....
o psychotron bare8hke pia na einai dj....
kai to erikse sta live kanontas diaskeyes se kommatia manowar.....
..to koino ton apo8ewne....
...o sympo epaikse ligo kairo mpaso sto groupaki auto...
...kai meta efuge pisw gia thn Krhth. Den antekse na einai dixasmenos anamesa ston amnesiac kai to tamagothi...
...kai apofasise na kleftei me ton Solo pou htan kai pio konta.....
O psychotron dialumenos apo thn fugh tou auth, to erikse sta narkwtika....
....to tamagothi..... mia tragikh figoura.... den antekse ton pono ths aporipshs kai gurise pros thn 8rhskeia.....
..dokimase ta panta....
..tipota omws....
...den thn gemize....
8umamai pou mou elege, oti polles fores, phgene mexri to Berolino gia na faei apo thn fhmismenh poutingka ths enitharmon, apo ekeino to kataplhktiko zaxaroplasteio pou eixe anoiksei....
....h agouroksupnhmenh enitharmon ekane oti mporiuse gia na boh8hsei thn filh ths... Eis mathn omws.... Telika to tamagothi katastalakse kapws me ta xronia... Kai plhsiase pio konta ston 8eo....
O rockavlon, katastrafhke oikonomika..... forese perouka kai gualia mugas kai xa8hke kapou sthn rwsia....
...fhmes 8eloun na einai pantremenos me thn TheWS kapou, se kapoia xwra tou anatolikou block....
Alimono... To site kai to forum pou filoksenoutan ekei, epese me periergo tropo.... kaneis den ema8e pote pws....
O beat_the_meatles kleftike me ton lost_icon kai zoune xaroumenoi pinontas rakes kapou sthn Krhth....
Exoun uio8ethsei kai 2 paidakia...
O mhtsman, meta apo mia suntomh poreia san serbitoros sto jasmine.....
...ta bronthkse ola xamw, epsakse, brhke ton Stormtrooper, kai twra tragoudane stous Alabama Thundepussy background vocals....
O Kain, brhke ton erwta me ton Twisted_Bassist, kai zoun, kuriws anantinazontas kthria tou OHE...
...einai kai oi duo tous autonomistes sthn tsetsenia....
O Kveld egine ka8hghths se nhpiagwgio....
...ta prwta tragoudia pou tous ema8e htan ta Svidd Niger kai Darling Didn't We Killed you? Omadikes autoktonies shmeiw8hkan....
O Ghoul den megalwse pote. Alla ton proselaban na kanei ektimiseis se palies panoplies se Agglika kastra kai purgous....
O eyeamflesh parathse tous into the gore, kai phge sthn Iapwnia....
...twra einai nitza....
O Ethir, meta apo 50 prospa8ies na mpei sto Fame Story....
...apofasise na allaksei eswrouxa. Tote ton dexthkan.
O Dead sunexise na bafei ta daxtyla tou kai na ftiaxnei fatsoules....
H enehy....
..mesa sthn lusa ths pou kanenas den thn h8ele... egine alkoolikh....
O Amnesiac anti8etws, den xalastike ka8olou.... Molis ton egkateleipse o sympo, eixe olo ton kairo na asxolh8ei me ton phantomlord....
...anakalupse oti htan o gios tou pou eixe xa8ei se ena nauagio prin xronia...
O Chiss Boss, ena paidi gemato zwntania....
katanthse na plenei piata kapou, se ena italiko estiatorio sthn Astoria...
O Angrafan, bare8hke thn zwh tou sthn agglia, arpakse ena alogo, kai efuge pros to hlibasilema....
...twra ton latreboun san 8eo, kapoioi nomades bedouinoi apo thn Asia: gi'autous einai o neos Ihsous...
O Chopped In Half sw8hke eutuxws, epeidh htan makrua.. Twra einai prwta8lhths sto Wembley Tennis World Cup...
O wanker ekane thn kaluterh douleia: Ebgale leuta apo to porn industry...
....polla leuta....
O wraithmare anoikse ena latomeio.....
...bgazei menir kai obeliskous me to sxhma ths muths tou....
O Station11 apofasise oti den kanei gia to tragoudi kai thn mousikh...
...egine montelo.... alla ta parathse otan o monos fwtografos pou dextike na ton fwtografisei epa8e parkinson....
Twra zei me thn Brutally se mia braxonisida. Exoun 402 probata...
O Porn bare8hke pou kanenas den mporouse na ton katalabei..... klwnopoihse ton eauto tou kai zei "monos" tou kapou sthn Nea Zhlandia, mazi me ena probato: thn Ntoly...
O nothingman, parathse thn statistikh kai anoikse kaba....
O nikodhmos katataghke stous Rodostaurous Ippotes....
O Wotan, anoikse pshstaria....
...me onoma "To Kauto Atsali"...
O Anxoli martir arrwsthse apo ena xalasmeno gala....
...alla kai kala pou htan, htan ta idia skata....
Oso gia mena...... 8a eimai edw gurw.....
Thanx
Originally Posted by XD
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