Anekdota kiets

[Sotos_The_Tequiler]

An Arab at the US embassy

An Arab was interviewed at the US Embassy for a U.S.A. Visa.


Consul: What is your name?

Arab: Abdul Aziz

Consul: Sex?

Arab: Six to ten times a week

Consul: I mean, male or female?

Arab: both male and female and sometimes even camels

Consul: Holy cow!

Arab: Yes, cows and dogs too!!!!

Consul: Man ........ isn't it hostile?

Arab: Horse style, dog style, any style

Consul: Oh..........dear!

Arab: Deer? No deer,they run too fast!

[Shadowking]

-Ποια η βασική διαφορά του Χριστού και της πουτάνας;
-Η έκφραση στο πρόσωπο όταν τους καρφώνεις.

[MastodontoideaPliokenous]

χαΧΑΧαχαΧΑχαΧΑΧΑχαΧΑχαΧΑχαΧΑχαΧ

[cavity]

[H.]

ΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΧΧΧΧΧΧΧΧΧΧΧΧΑΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΧΑΗΔΑΣΔΗΣΔ

[DarkOmeN]

-Ποια η βασική διαφορά του Χριστού και της πουτάνας;
-Η έκφραση στο πρόσωπο όταν τους καρφώνεις.

λοκ πλιζ.

[Pinatero]

Shadowking respect

[GuardianOfIvorytower]

[zihuatanejo]

Why I fired my secretary

Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast, hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday!", and possibly have a small present for me. As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone "Happy Birthday."

I thought... Well, that's marriage for you, but the kids....They will remember.

My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I left for the office, I felt pretty low and somewhat disapointed.

As I walked into my office, my secretary, Jane said, "Good Morning Boss, and by the way Happy Birthday!" It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered.

I worked until one o'clock, when Jane knocked on my door and said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day outside, and it is your Birthday, what do you say we go out to lunch, just you and me."

I said, "Thanks, Jane, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day.
Let's go!"

We went to lunch. but we didn't go where we normally would go. She chose instead a quiet bistro with a private table. We had two martinis each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.

On the way back to the office, Jane said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day... We don't need to go straight back to the office, Do We?

I responded, "I guess not. What do you have in mind?"

She said, "Let's drop by my apartment; it's just around the corner."

After arriving at her apartment, Jane turned to me and said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom for just a moment.
I'll be right back."

"Ok," I nervously replied.

She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes; she came out carrying a huge birthday cake, followed by my wife, my kids, and dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing "Happy Birthday."

And I just sat there...

On the couch...

Naked!

[carheart]

Ήταν δύο ποντικάκια σε ένα videoclub και το βράδυ που τα αφεντικά το έκλεισαν, βγήκαν από τη φωλιά τους για να βρουν κάτι να φάνε. Έψαχναν δεξιά αριστερά, τίποτα. Στο τέλος λένε να φάνε κανα dvd. Πιάνει το πρώτο και μασουλάει το "Gatacca", ενώ το δεύτερο χαψουλίζει το "Da Vinci Code". Ρωτάει το πρώτο "Τι τρως;". "Τον Κώδικα Da Vinci" απαντάει. "Και σ'αρέσει;;" ξαναραωτάει. "Ε, το βιβλίο ήταν καλύτερο!".

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[stam and the witches]

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[metamelia3]

χιουμορ θείου καρχαρτ uber alles

[distortionofperception]

Λέει το χταπόδι στη γκόμενα του..
"Θέλεις να πάμε μια βόλτα χεράκι-χεράκι, χεράκι-χεράκι, χεράκι-χεράκι, χεράκι-χεράκι?

ΑΧΑ ΚΑΛΟ Ε!

[Phantom Duck]

Gattaca.

[Jim Dandy Mangrum]

Ήταν δύο ποντικάκια σε ένα videoclub και το βράδυ που τα αφεντικά το έκλεισαν, βγήκαν από τη φωλιά τους για να βρουν κάτι να φάνε. Έψαχναν δεξιά αριστερά, τίποτα. Στο τέλος λένε να φάνε κανα dvd. Πιάνει το πρώτο και μασουλάει το "Gatacca", ενώ το δεύτερο χαψουλίζει το "Da Vinci Code". Ρωτάει το πρώτο "Τι τρως;". "Τον Κώδικα Da Vinci" απαντάει. "Και σ'αρέσει;;" ξαναραωτάει. "Ε, το βιβλίο ήταν καλύτερο!".

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