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    I anoula ston mpampa me mia megali xara kathos mpainei spiti:
    - Mpampa mpampa pira 10 stin Istoria
    - Kai ti xerese afou exeis karkino

    Quote Originally Posted by Magellan
    pozeri tis kakias wras...
    Tin gamises tora...
    Me RIVALDO kai GIOVANNI mas kanate TSIMPOUKIA sto LIMANI

    Electric Requiem
    E-Retards in advance

    TO FANTASMA TOU VAROUXA SAS KINIGA

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    = Totos k Father pernane e3w apo mia eklisia. O pateras tou totou ton koitazei k tou leei: "Toto, ton stauro sou". O totos ton koitaei k tou lei "ton xristo k tin panagia sou"
    "Anakalyfthike xtes to emvolio tis malakias. K osoi malakes tre3oun na to kanoun tha ine pragmatika malakes giati ine emvolio k oxi oros."

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    Htan o totos me to patera tou kai ekei pou perpatousan rwtaei o Totos.
    -Ti einai afto mpampa?
    -Vouno
    -Giati?

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    how about a warm cup of stfu?

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    After the Triumph of Your Birth.

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    αυτό.

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    For Monkey Island fans:

    -What's the difference between a lawyer and the evil pirate LeChuck?
    -One is a demonic undead thirsty for blood, the other is just LeChuck.

    -What is a ship full of lawyers in the bottom of the sea?
    -A good start.

    -When do you know if a lawyer is lying?
    -You check if his lips are moving.
    "What's wrong with archaeologists?"
    -"I'm a time traveler, I point and laugh at archaeologists"

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    Ήταν ο Χίτλερ σε έναν γκρεμό με καμιά 500αριά Εβραίους.οπότε τους είχε βάλει στην σειρά και τους έλεγε:
    -Εσύ πέσε όρθιος, εσύ μπρούμυτα, εσύ ανάποδα...
    Ώσπου έρχεται ένας στρατιώτης για να πει κάτι(στον Χίτλερ)
    -Φύγε, έχω δουλεία!,λέει ο Χίτλερ.
    Συνεχίζει:
    -Εσύ πέσε με τα χέρια ψηλά, εσύ πέσε ίσια, εσύ με ανοιχτά πόδια...
    Τον ξαναδιακόπτει ο στρατιώτης.
    -Φύγε, έχω δουλεία!,ξαναλέει ο Χίτλερ.
    Οπότε συνεχίζει να δίνει οδηγίες(εσύ πέσε με ανοιχτά χέρια,εσύ διπλωμένος κτλ.)
    Τον ξαναδιακόπτει ο στρατιώτης, οπότε εκνευρισμένος ο Χίτλερ λέει:
    - Φύγε ρε μαλάκα. Δεν σου έχω πεί να μην με ενοχλείς όταν παίζω Tetris;
    [Βλακεία].

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    @Accident of Birth




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    "What's wrong with archaeologists?"
    -"I'm a time traveler, I point and laugh at archaeologists"

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    palio alla kalo

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    Quote Originally Posted by Twisted_Bassist
    palio alla kalo

    OXI
    "What's wrong with archaeologists?"
    -"I'm a time traveler, I point and laugh at archaeologists"

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    Quote Originally Posted by wraithmare
    Quote Originally Posted by Twisted_Bassist
    palio alla kalo

    OXI
    e ok ipa na tin accident na niwsei kalitera....to xalases.... BRAVO..

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    humour is a dead scene
    ...you will die like a dog for no good reason.

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    htan 2 ipopotamoi k paizane tavli ston pato ths thalassas. Se mia fash pernaei dipla tous ena papi mesa sena ypovryxeio.... To koitane kala kala k gyrnaei o enas k leei ston allon: "Koita re malaka ti vlepoume shmera..."

    We are left alone staring into the abyss, into the laughing face of madness.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Twisted_Bassist
    palio alla kalo
    Palio alla kalo - P.C. fags lick my suck.
    = = =

    = = =

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