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    kai elega kai egw, anekdota thread den tha 'xoume?

    rincewind2k, to avatar sou ta spaei.
    After the Triumph of Your Birth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kingdom Gone
    kai elega kai egw, anekdota thread den tha 'xoume?
    anekdota extravaganza: http://www.electricrequiem.com/viewtopi ... t=anekdota

    rincewind2k, to avatar sou ta spaei.
    to kserw
    ...you will die like a dog for no good reason.

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    Ka8otan o totos me to mpampa sto saloni kai tou leei o mpampas "toto phgaine panw sto dwmatio ths aderfhs sou na mou fereis tis pantofles mou pou tis jexasa".Paei o totos kai vriskei thn aderfh tou me mia filh ths na syzhtane.Tis leei "o pateras mou eipe na sas gamhsw kai tis 2". "Ti ine afta pou les!??!" apantoun.Fwnazei o Totos katw "Mpampa kai tis 2??" kai o pateras "E ti mono th mia re malaka?!"
    Hope leads to quiet desperation
    When reality obscures the dream
    Makes the mind a grave of memories
    That wander like the lonely breeze
    Whose whispers echo through ruins rust
    of towers torn and dreams turned to dust

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    Quote Originally Posted by rincewind2k
    Quote Originally Posted by Twisted_Bassist
    Quote Originally Posted by Ethir
    - Pos pige mia ksanthia na skotosei ena pouli?
    - To petakse apo ton gkremo
    plaka kaneis, etsi?

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    Ένας τύπος τον είχε πενήντα πόντους αλλά δεν μπορούσε
    να τον βολέψει πουθενά !
    Τέτοια πίκρα. Πάει λοιπόν σε ένα γιατρό και του
    λέει... το και το! Ο γιατρός του λέει:
    - Kοίτα η επιστήμη δε μπορεί να κάνει τίποτα σε αυτή
    την περίπτωση, δεν πας στην τάδε μάγισσα; Τι να κάνει
    το παλικάρι μες στην απελπισία του δοκιμάζει και από
    αυτό. Πάει λοιπόν στη μάγισσα και αυτή του λέει:
    - Θα πας στο δάσος και θα βρεις μια λίμνη που ζει ένας
    βάτραχος. Θα του ζητήσεις να σε παντρευτεί και αυτός
    θα σου πει ...όχι! Κάθε φορά που θα σου λέει το όχι θα
    σου μικραίνει δέκα πόντους! Tρελάθηκε ο τύπος πάει
    λοιπόν στην λίμνη και βρίσκει τον βάτραχο.
    - Βατραχάκι θα με παντρευτείς;
    - Όχι, λέει το βατραχάκι. Tη χουφτώνει και πράγματι
    είχε μικρύνει δέκα πόντους. Ξαναδοκιμάζει:
    - Βατραχάκι θα με παντρευτείς;
    - Όχι, λέει το βατραχάκι. Tη χουφτώνει και πράγματι
    είχε μικρύνει άλλους δέκα πόντους. Ωραία, σκέφτεται,
    τώρα είναι τριάντα πόντους, αν την κάνω είκοσι θα
    είναι πολύ καλά, θα είμαι περιζήτητος στις γυναίκες!
    Ξαναδοκιμάζει τελευταία φορά:
    - Βάτραχε θα με παντρευτείς;
    - Μα τι μαλάκας είσαι εσύ, πόσες φορές θα στο πω; Όχι,
    όχι, όχι!!

    [Βλακεία]

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    Quote Originally Posted by Twisted_Bassist
    boreis xalara na to paratheseis
    htan o dhmhtrAkas k eixe magazi me prokes. Hthele na diafhmhsei to magazi tou ketsi paei sena diafhmisth.."Geia sas tha hthela na mou ftiaksete mia diafhmish gia to magazi mou" leei. "ok tha perasete avrio k thanai etoimh". Pernaei thn epomenh mera o Dhmhtrakas k tou deixnei thn afisa: Einai o Xristos stavrwmenos k apo katw grafei "Gia Douleia sto taka taka vale prokes Dhmhtraka!". Molis to eide o dhmhtrakas efrikse "Ma tinai auta tha plakwsoune oloi oi xristianoi klp tha mou dialysoun to magazi!!". "Xilia sygnwmh avrio tha sas exw mia poly kalh diafhmish peraste k tha deite!". Paei thn epomenh mera k tou deixnei thn Afisa: Pali o Xristos stavrwmenos k apo katw na grafei: "Gia douleia k oxi plaka vale prokes Dhmhtraka!". Molis to eide o Dhmhtrakas erxize na ton minelikwnei apilwntas ton me mhnysh! o diafhmisths tou eggyhthike pws tha tou ftiaksei thn kalyterh diafhmish k oti tha exei tromerh epityxeia...E paei k thn epomenh mera k tou deixnei thn afisa: Sth mish afisa deixnei to Xristo stavrwmeno k sthn allh mish na exei spasei tis prokes k na trexei. Apo katw se "synnefaki" leei o enas frouros ston allo "Kai sou to pa re malaka vale prokes dhmhtraka!".
    ...

    We are left alone staring into the abyss, into the laughing face of madness.

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    ego pali to xero ntaka ntaka ntaka ntaka me karfia ap'ton ntalaka

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    esy pese kana gegonos apo tis proswpikes sou emphries..

    We are left alone staring into the abyss, into the laughing face of madness.

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    Pairnei i ksanthia tilefono:
    - Nai geia sas Radio Korasidi ekei? Tha ithela na kano mia afierosi...
    Me RIVALDO kai GIOVANNI mas kanate TSIMPOUKIA sto LIMANI

    Electric Requiem
    E-Retards in advance

    TO FANTASMA TOU VAROUXA SAS KINIGA

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    Quote Originally Posted by eRaseR
    Fwnazei o Totos katw "Mpampa kai tis 2??" kai o pateras "E ti mono th mia re malaka?!"
    Me RIVALDO kai GIOVANNI mas kanate TSIMPOUKIA sto LIMANI

    Electric Requiem
    E-Retards in advance

    TO FANTASMA TOU VAROUXA SAS KINIGA

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    Skaei enas palaistinios sena bar....

    We are left alone staring into the abyss, into the laughing face of madness.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ethir
    Pairnei i ksanthia tilefono:
    - Nai geia sas Radio Korasidi ekei? Tha ithela na kano mia afierosi...
    wraia twra pes kai kapoio pou den kseroume...

    pozeri tis kakias wras...
    I swear on tomorrow, if you take this chance
    Our lives are this moment, the music - the dance
    And here in this labyrinth of lost mysteries
    I close my eyes on this night and you're all that I see

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ghoul
    esy pese kana gegonos apo tis proswpikes sou emphries..
    sto dimotiko kathos kaname mathima itan exo apo to parathiro dio gatia pou gamiosante.i daskala prospathise na kanei ta straba matia,alla ena koritsaki girnaei kai th rotaei"kyria kyria,ti kanoun ekei exo ta gatakia?"
    h daskala to lepon xerokatapinei kai prospathei na skeftei tipota gia na sygkalipsei to gegonos.opote girnaei kai leei"eee,koita annoula,i gatoula ayth exei xthpisei kai o gatoulis thn sproxnei gia na thn paei sto nosokomeio"
    opote petagomai ego kai leo"ma kala kyria,kai thn paei gamionntas?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ghoul
    Skaei enas palaistinios sena bar....
    ....ki efuge kommatia.

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