- Πώς λέγεται ο Κύπριος που δεν τον καλέσανε σε πάρτι, αλλά πήγε.
- Φίλος Φίλου.
- Πώς λέγεται ο Αλβανός δεινόσαυρος;
- Τιρανόσαυρος.
Καλυτερο ομως ετσι, οχι;
-Βρεθηκαν λεει απολιθωματα στην Αλβανια...
-...?
- Τιρανοσαυρος
- Να εμπιστεύεσαι πάντα τα λόγια ενός τυροκόμου!
- Γιατί;
- Γιατί ό,τι λέει, το τυρί.
"Why do they blame me for all their little failings? They use my name as if I spent my entire day sitting on their shoulders, forcing them to commit acts they would otherwise find repulsive. "The Devil made me do it." I have never made one of them do anything. Never. I need no souls. And how can anyone own a soul? No, they belong to themselves. They just hate to face up to it..." -
Lord Lucifer Morningstar
Τυρί ή κασέρι?
Ravel: There is no room for '2' in the world of 1's and 0's, no place for 'mayhap' in a house of trues and falses, and no 'green with envy' in a black and white world.
Σουβλάκι γύρο κι ένα καλαμάκι στο χέρι.
"Why do they blame me for all their little failings? They use my name as if I spent my entire day sitting on their shoulders, forcing them to commit acts they would otherwise find repulsive. "The Devil made me do it." I have never made one of them do anything. Never. I need no souls. And how can anyone own a soul? No, they belong to themselves. They just hate to face up to it..." -
Lord Lucifer Morningstar
Ναι, από Νιγρίτα.
"Why do they blame me for all their little failings? They use my name as if I spent my entire day sitting on their shoulders, forcing them to commit acts they would otherwise find repulsive. "The Devil made me do it." I have never made one of them do anything. Never. I need no souls. And how can anyone own a soul? No, they belong to themselves. They just hate to face up to it..." -
Lord Lucifer Morningstar
Ένας πιτσιρικάς κουβεντιάζει με τον πατέρα του. Του αφηγείται τρομακτικά φανταστικά σενάρια για να διασκεδάσουν...
Γιός: Είσαι σπίτι μόνος σου, βλέπεις τηλεόραση στο σαλόνι, 3 η ώρα τα χαράματα. Ξαφνικά, ακούς κάτι σαν βήματα από το διπλανό, σκοτεινό δωμάτιο και η πόρτα του κλείνει εκκωφαντικά... Τι κάνεις;
Πατέρας: Σηκώνομαι πάνω. Να πα' να δω ποιός είναι και να ρωτήσω πόσο νοίκι πληρώνει στο σπίτι μου για να κοπανάει τις πόρτες.
Deafening, painstaking, BB King