THE OFFICIAL OFF TOPIC THREAD.

[S-11]

eixe plaka

[UmbilicalResidue]

[UmbilicalResidue]

<-- για να μη μουδιάσουμε.

[Meyaleleth]

steilame ton gero na xesei kai autos ksekoliasthke....

[Kain]

Ftanei omws h malakia me to rofl. Den gineste idiaitera asteioi otan to koroideuete.

[S-11]

gasolinaaaa

[The Charon]

o sympo pou xa8hke ?

[viva_emptiness]

Kalimera

[tamagothi]

prin ligo eida enan 60ari polwno me moustaki, koilia kai mplouza behemoth.

asxeta me to parapanw, ti laos.

[Kveldssanger]

Και στην Πολωνία σε μπλακμεταλλάδες έπεσες? Εσύ είσαι ικανή να πας στο Βατικανό και να πετύχεις τον μόνο οπαδό των Profanatica.

[Kingdom Gone]

Toν Πάπα δηλαδή;

[enitharmon]

πέθανε αυτός

[Kingdom Gone]

ο καινούριος ξέρουμε τι ακούει;

[Chopped In Half]

electropope











































j/k

[regularpaul]

- Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

- Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.

- A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

- Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"

- "Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'"
"That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome."
"Is it common?"
"Well, It's Not Unusual."

- An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.

- Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says "I've lost my electron," The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies "Yes, I'm positive."