Η συνέχεια του Strato-saga και άλλα αστεία διηγήματα.

[The_Painless]

MetalYou.com has posted a review and pictures of STRATOVARIUS' performance at the Piorno Rock festival in Spain Saturday night (Feb. 2.

"[Singer Timo] Kotipelto was the best yesterday, he sang everything perfectly, reaching all the high notes and, like always and giving everything to the audience," Jose M. Tornay writes. "Kotipelto and [drummer] Jörg [Michael] were clearly the best in the show. [Guitarist Timo] Tolkki needs help. He is really good at what he does, but now he has lost the way...

"After 'I Walk To My Own Song', Tolkki went behind the stage. Kotipelto was sitting on the drums waiting for Tolkki with a very sarcastic face. Suddenly Tolkki appeared with a bottle of vodka and drank half of it in 5 seconds. Everyone started to worry. Then Tolkki [grabbed] his mic, and started to shout 'What the fuck is going on?!' and in spanish "Qué coño pasa?!". Some fools from the crowd were throwing bottles to him and some of them hit his guitar. At the moment I thought the worst would happen, Tolkki threw the mic to the air and [it] fell on the floor."

Πετάει - πετάει.....η κιθάρα;;;


Jesus came:


..........

[The_Painless]

Εχει κι άλλο, χααχαχχα:
During Forever, Jens pissed on Tolkki's back and in the next song, Tolkki stepped back and did a movement like falling on the floor, because of the wet floor with Jens' piss.
Και το *πατροπαράδοτο* φιλί:
The goodbyes were divided in two parts. Kotipelto said "Thank you for your support all these years. Muchas gracias", and they went backstage. Then remained Tolkki, Jari and Jens on the stage. They took their hands and greeted the audience. Tolkki was with the bottle of vodka in his hand. Then Tolkki embraced Jari, and he kissed him in the mouth. Jari was king of disgusted as we could see in his face.
Κάποιοι γελοιοποιούνται. Κάποιος θέλει αποτοξίνωση. Γκέι: κρίμα που ένας καλός μουσικός πέφτει τόσο χαμηλά. Και κατά κοινή ομολογία, η ευθύνη βαραίνει κυρίως το συγκεκριμένο άτομο. RIP.

[necropethamenos]

Krima genikotera pou papsane na vgazoun kalous diskous edw kai 7 xronia xontrikws. KAIROS einai na to dialysoun.

O Tolkki as vgazei san ton teleftaio proswpiko tou. AFTO itan diskos.

[Kveldssanger]

The circus has come to town....

[Ithilmir]

"Jesus is Coming"

[Phoebus]

Krima gia ton Tolki, exei tromero problhma me to poto, kai ektos aytou kapou eixa diabasei sto official site(!) oti exei kai mia elleipsh enos enzymou kai pinei ligo alkool kai ginetai xwma.

Eixan parei synenteyksh ayton kai thn nea thn gkomena, kai o malakas o dhmosiografos ton rwthse gia ton patera tou kai tou leei o Tolki "fuck you who the fuck do you think you are" kai tetoia... ola ayta enw o Tolki htan synexws me ena mpoukali votka sto xeri... kou kou rou kou...

Megalo krima pantws, thewrw tous strat foberh mpanta, den thelw na thn dw na peftei etsi

[{NightStalker}]

Ok afou vgazoun aisxra cd as min prospathoun na traviksoun ta fwta tis dimosiotitas me MALAKIES.Hmarton pia,gemisame karagiozhdes.

[eyeamflesch]

MPIOUTIFOUL

[rockavlon]

to giaourti ? ths mebgal ?

[eyeamflesch]

OXI, TO RENTIKOLO

[Kingryche]

Diafono sto oti vgazan aisxrous diskous.
Exoun kaka kommatia kai afto epeidi einai oloidia me kapoia paliotera.Genika, exoun fovera kommatia kai theoro pos einai megalo krima.Ton vlepo ton Tolkki san ton patera tou.Suicide Solution...Kai prepei na exei saltarei kanonikotata,siga min to kanei gia dimosiotita.
Seasons of change...
PS: Opoios tous theorouse pro pollou teleiomenous as akousei kommatia opos to Soul Of A Vagabond,A Drop In The Ocean,Alpha & Omega,Luminous...

[The_Painless]

Επίσης κάποιος επιτέθηκε εναντίον κάποιου για να τον μαχαιρώσει/τον μαχαίρωσε.

Timo Tolkki sent me an e-mail in which he stated that he is too shocked and depressed to publish any statement about the attack.

His wife and daughter have been deeply shocked about the stabbing. Timo wrote that he will probably issue a statement about the future of Stratovarius next week.

-Webmaster

Εγώ το βλέπω για διάλυση το πράγμα.

Εντιτ: Και όντως πρέπει να έχει σαλτάρει εντελώς.

[Phoebus]

Koitaksa sto site kai to article pou sas eipa to exoun katebasei...

Einai kai kala h synenteyksh Miss K, Timo ktl kai pas, kai sou leei oti tha bgei h synenteyksh kapou ton genarh... koukouroukou.

[Deggial]

Τώρα καθόμουν και διάβαζα αυτά που έλεγε περί Kabbalah (η επιφοίτησή του), την επίθεση και τη συναυλία... ο τύπος χρειάζεται βοήθεια, παραέχει γίνει ρεζίλι.

Όσο για τους Stratovarius, επαναλαμβάνονται συνέχεια σε κάθε δίσκο. Κυριολεκτικά δε μπορώ να τους ξανακούσω, τους έχω βαρεθεί όσο δε πάει.

[katwrimos]

xalaroste, o tipos einai apla lioma sto methisi. Apo osous ksero pu ton exoun zisei arketa, otan den einai piomenos einai poly kalo pedaki

pantos oi teleutaoi 2 diskoi ton stratovarius einai gia ta skupidia

kai oi 2 prosopikoi tu tolkki gamane necropethamenous