This survey will attempt to, in a few short questions, determine your race, alignment, and primary/secondary class, as a D&D character. We make no guarantees for accuracy, and this is simply for fun, so don't complain if you feel insulted or upset by some of the things you see. With that in mind, please take the time to read the questions completely, as some of the answers are surprising. Also, don't try to guess the system used in determining these things (although you can read the source if you'd like, once you're done), because that would really defeat the purpose. And yes, there's some inside jokes here.

http://neppyman.irulethe.net/dndwho/