Fuck My Life

[powerania]

πωπω αξιζει ανετα ενα θρεντ απο μονο του το bash.

[01:33] (hilo21) ima looking for a site that seels amp
[01:33] (hilo21) ima looking for a site that seels amps
[01:33] (hilo21) iam looking for a site that seels amps
[01:34] (hilo21) I am looking for a site that sells amps
[01:35] (nexxai) how bout you look for a site that teaches english?
[01:35] (hilo21) fuck you
[01:36] (nexxai) Lemme guess, you'd kick my ass, but can't read the road signs to get to my house?


Josh: QUESTION FOR EVERYONE....
SecureXeC: IT'S TO THE LEFT OF YOUR 'A' KEY.

[ron`] Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll fuck you with a rake

<@Logan> I spent a minute looking at my own code by accident.
<@Logan> I was thinking "What the hell is this guy doing?"

<Prae> ANY WOMEN AGED 25 TO 30 IN ENGLAND!?
<Prae> I'LL DRIVE 500 MILES FOR A FUCK IF I HAVE TO

<Tscully> Gimme a C!
<Lich> C!
<MikeB> C
<A_Flayer> C!!
<Tscully> Gimme a H!
<Lich> H!
<MikeB> H
<A_Flayer> H!
<Tscully> Gimme a EESE!
<Lich> EESE...
<MikeB> EESE!
<A_Flayer> EESE
<Tscully> Gimme a CAKE!
<Lich> CAKE!
<MikeB> CAKE
<A_Flayer> CAKE!!
*Tscully runs off with the three cakes
<Tscully> Suckers.

<korb> anyone got a nuked vers of kof2000n??
<korb> anyone got a nuked vers of kof2000n???
<blazemore> quick, add more question marks, i think it's working

(lawl_) i like my women how i like my wine, 5 years old
(DevilsX) I like women the way I like my filesystem
(DevilsX) FAT and 16

[BURNIN AMBITION]

<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks?
<TheXPhial> vaccuums
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
<TheXPhial> black holes
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what just isn't cool?
<TheXPhial> lava?





<mage> what should I give sister for unzipping?
<Kevyn> Um. Ten bucks?
<mage> no I mean like, WinZip?




<death09>my girlfriend broke up with me and sent me pix of her and her new boyfriend in bed
<ktp753>ouch.
<death09>yeah.i sent them to her dad



<Jeedo> hey baby, whats up?
<Indidge> umm....nothing?
<Jeedo> So....want me to like come over today so we can fuck?
<Indidge> Wait....did you want to speak to my daughter?
<Jeedo> Yes Mrs.Miller.. :-/





kai auto pou xwnei sumpanta

















<MooseOnDaLoose> Hey Mike
<goatboy> what?
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> er?
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> and?
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> ...
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> i dont get it
<MooseOnDaLoose> AND YOU NEVER WILL.
<goatboy> bastard




















gamhse

[BURNIN AMBITION]

<Patrician|Away> what does your robot do, sam
<bovril> it collects data about the surrounding environment, then discards it and drives into walls




<by> Is there anyway I can tell the world I'm an idiot?
<Seven7> Of course, just type your name, where you live and your confession
<by> Kk
<by> I am Mark Duval of Belgium, and I am an idiot
<by> ?
<by> Now what?
<Seven7> Don't worry. It's done




<LordChewy> so my dad found my porn folder
<LordChewy> and he was getting all pissed
<LordChewy> so its all like "does this surprise you? i'm not stupid you know"
<LordChewy> "i know dad"
<LordChewy> "what do you have to say for yourself?"
<LordChewy> at this point i stare at him straight in the eyes and say "Cocuments and SettingsRickyMy Documentsfaxessent faxes"
<LordChewy> and he just shut up
<kingKahn> what is it?
<LordChewy> its his porn folder




<WiLdSeXyPrInCeSs> i luv guyz where would they be wifout us gals???
<XeNoX> Still in the Garden Of Eden you gullible bitch.





<scirDSL> I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.



<Beeth> Girls are like internet domain names, the ones I like are already taken.
<honx> well, you can stil get one from a strange country

[funishment]

http://new.mylifeisaverage.com/index.php

Today, I got in the elevator on the third floor and pressed the 1 button. When the elevator got to the second floor, someone else came in and also pressed the already-lit 1 button. We both rode in silence to the first floor and got out of the elevator. MLIA.

Today, a woman asked me for directions. After I gave them to her, she said "thank you." Instead of "you're welcome," I responded with another "thank you." MLIA

Today I walked past someone I kind of know in the hallway. There weren't many people around and we made awkward eye contact for a moment about thirty feet away. I averted my eyes until we were within talking distance, then I said "hi" as if I didn't see him. MLIA

Today I was watching a movie in my dorm room and it came to a sex scene. My roommate walked in and I think he might think I was watching porn. I'm not too worried though. MLIA

Today I was walking down the street and some guy was walking the same path in the other direction. I thought he was moving left so I went right but then he went right and then we did a little shuffle in each others way. Then I went right and he went left and we passed each other. MLIA.



Περιέχει μερικά διαμαντάκια που θα ικανοποιήσουν και τους πλέον φανατικούς λάτρεις του socially awkward penguin.

Ε και ναι, μετά από λίγο κουράζει.

[BURNIN AMBITION]

kathe mera ta diavazw sth xestra
fml

megalo site

[BURNIN AMBITION]

phga shmera sto gt na psaxnw gia neo epeisodeio lost
fml

[nikolasfluxus]

http://new.mylifeisaverage.com/index.php

τους πλέον φανατικούς λάτρεις του socially awkward penguin.

.

είναι καταπληκτικό,αν και ο penguin είναι καταπληκτικότερος!
δεν κουράζει διόλου!

[powerania]

Today, I went to the store and bought some Land o Lakes cheese. On the label, it said 'LOL Cheese'. I laughed. MLIA

Today, my boyfriend was really sick so I decided to surprise him with some homemade soup. When I got to his house, he wasn't hooking up with my sister. He was really sick. MLIA.

Today my favorite stall was taken. I used another one. MLIA

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