Fuck My Life

[powerania]

Το αφιερωμα του δαρκλινγ ειναι ο,τι πιο καταπληχτικο εχω διαβασει τις τελευταιες μερες/μηνες/χρονια.

Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room... my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML

Εγω θα επαιρνα χρηματοκιβωτιο για την οδοντοβουρτσα μου μετα απο αυτο. Και καινουρια οδοντοβουρτσα εννοειται.


Today, when I was at my girlfriend's house, I farted and blamed it on the cat. I forgot the cat died 2 weeks ago. FML


Today, My boyfriend dumped me because he said the relationship was too tough for him. When I asked for an example he responded "Like, I don't have enough time to play World of WarCraft." FML

[old_charlie]

Εγω θα επαιρνα χρηματοκιβωτιο για την οδοντοβουρτσα μου μετα απο αυτο. Και καινουρια οδοντοβουρτσα εννοειται.

Egw 8a tin poylaga se kanena filo

[Shadowking]

εγώ θα την πούλαγα σε κάναν ανώμαλο, θα έπιανε περίσσοτερα.

[old_charlie]

Ektos an exeis anwmalous filous. H leftades.

[powerania]

Χαχαχαχαχαχ υποκλινομαι στα παραπανω ποστς.
Βρηκα σαητ παρομοιου υφους κι ετς, αλλα δεν παιζει να ειναι τοσο φεηκς οσο ειναι αυτα στο ΦΜΛ.
bash.org
Ξοδεψα πανω απο 2 ωρες γελωντας με αυτα.

Ειναι κουοτς απο irc

<i8b4uUnderground> d-_-b
<BonyNoMore> how u make that inverted b?
<BonyNoMore> wait
<BonyNoMore> never mind



<mage> what should I give sister for unzipping?
<Kevyn> Um. Ten bucks?
<mage> no I mean like, WinZip?


<Khassaki> HI EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!
<Judge-Mental> try pressing the the Caps Lock key
<Khassaki> O THANKS!!! ITS SO MUCH EASIER TO WRITE NOW!!!!!!!
<Judge-Mental> fuck me


<Th3No0b> Im going to be the next hitler
<Th3No0b> Im going to kill all the jews and 1 clown
<RageAgainsttheAmish> why the clown
<Th3No0b> See? no one cares about the jews
<RageAgainsttheAmish> lmao



<tag> Ouroboros: lets play Pong
<Ouroboros> Ok.
<tag> | .
<Ouroboros> . |
<tag> | .
<Ouroboros> . |
<tag> | .
<Ouroboros> | .
<Ouroboros> Whoops



<MooseOnDaLoose> Hey Mike
<goatboy> what?
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> er?
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> and?
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> ...
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> i dont get it
<MooseOnDaLoose> AND YOU NEVER WILL.
<goatboy> bastard




<Sonium> someone speak python here?
<lucky> HHHHHSSSSSHSSS
<lucky> SSSSS
<Sonium> the programming language


<Raven> I tried setting my hotmail password to penis.
<Raven> It said my password wasn't long enough.






Μερικα απο τα χιλια διαμαντια εκει μεσα.

[X]

<MooseOnDaLoose> Hey Mike
<goatboy> what?
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> er?
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> and?
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> ...
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> i dont get it
<MooseOnDaLoose> AND YOU NEVER WILL.
<goatboy> bastard



<Sonium> someone speak python here?
<lucky> HHHHHSSSSSHSSS
<lucky> SSSSS
<Sonium> the programming language

xaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaaxaxaxaxa

[Razor]

ενα 50αρακι για την ηλεκτρικη οδοντοβουρτσα της παουερανια

[Ingolemo]

<Khassaki> HI EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!
<Judge-Mental> try pressing the the Caps Lock key
<Khassaki> O THANKS!!! ITS SO MUCH EASIER TO WRITE NOW!!!!!!!
<Judge-Mental> fuck me


<Sonium> someone speak python here?
<lucky> HHHHHSSSSSHSSS
<lucky> SSSSS
<Sonium> the programming language

ahahahahahah /bow

[Kelldorain]

<Sonium> someone speak python here?
<lucky> HHHHHSSSSSHSSS
<lucky> SSSSS
<Sonium> the programming language

κυλιέμαι.

[jack the ripper]

[jack the ripper]

deite kai alla edw:


http://bash.org/?top

[rage for order]

<Sonium> someone speak python here?
<lucky> HHHHHSSSSSHSSS
<lucky> SSSSS
<Sonium> the programming language

έκλαψα από τα γέλια πραγματικά!

[regularpaul]

νιωθβω λιγο νερντ αλλα τα διαβαζω κι εχω λιωσει με μερικα

<jeebus> the "bishop" came to our church today
<jeebus> he was a fucken impostor
<jeebus> never once moved diagonally



Mike3285: wtf is a palindrome
MaroonSand: no its not dude

[FIXXXER]

Πολυ καλα και τα δυο, κολλησα προς στιγμη με το δευτερο. Το πρωτο θεικο. Παρανοικη σκεψη.

[Phantom Duck]

χαχαχα τέλειο site!
μου θύμισε αυτό!