Worst movies ever.

[silencerius]

me ena proxeiro search den brhka kati paremferes, sigxwreiste me an yparxei hdh thread:

...
"I went into this film with very low expectations. Somehow, I was still shocked by how bad this movie is."

akrivws auto. dld lupamai ta lefta pou xalasa,ta lefta pou xalasan oi filoi mou, thn venzinh gia to autokinito,to budget tis tainias k.a

Me aformh ta parapanw, peite poies tainies sas ekanan na metaniwsete ta lefta pou dwsate h ton xrono pou spatalisate apo ti zwh sas h kai ta dyo.

Proswpika, akoma klaiw ta 7 euro pou edwsa gia na dw to Dreamcatcher. Apisteuth malakia.

Klaiw episis giati exasa 2 wres apo ti zwi mou blepontas se DVD to "Shriek", h alliws "Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday the Thirteenth".. Milame gia ton apolyto pato kai pragmatika den exw dei xeiroterh tainia pote sth zwh mou. Fantazomai oti einai (kata poly) xeirotero kai apo to Date Movie tou porn.


PS: Min peite gia tis tainies pou, apla, den sas aresan. Peite gia tainies pou sas ekanan eksw frenwn me to poso kakes htan, katholi ti diarkeia tous skeftosastan "ma ti malakia einai auti?" kai otan teleiwsan "OMG TI MALAKIA HTAN AUTH?"

[Bullet]

yparxoun 2-3 thread i think alla ok

opws mou xe pei se ena apo auta("tainies pou htan toso gia to poutso pou den anteksate" or smth) o sxwremenos kai eixe kai megalo dikio, poso gia to poutso eisastan otan blepate thn tainia (h kapws etsi)

nai yparxoun skata tainies kai merikes den antexeis kan na tis deis mexri to telos alla de pauei na paizei megalo rolo h katastash tou 8eath thn wra pou th parakolou8ei(prokatalypsh,baremara,8elhsh gia katidiaforetiko apo auto pou blepeis ekeinh thn wra ktl)

proswpika exw dei tainies pou den antexa h tis ebriza kapote meta apo kairo me diaforetikh prodia8esh kai telika maresan

[silencerius]

kala auto ennoeitai oti paizei. sigoura i prodiathesh paizei simantiko rolo otan blepeis mia tainia.

apla yparxoun tainies pou se ekplisoun thetika kai tainies pou se ekplhsoun arnitika.





kai tainies pou APLA EINAI GIA TON POUTSO SAN TO SHRIEK.

[Bullet]

basika oles autes oi "tainies" pou einai kinoumena sxedia einai gtp imo
egw toulaxiston de mporw na katsw na tis dw me tpt

[silencerius]

den einai kinoumeno sxedio

distixws. den einai to "Shrek", milaw gia to "Shriek".


to Shrek gamaei psixes, kai genikotera oi perissoteres tetoies tainies einai foberes (Ice Age, Nemo, Emperor's New Groove apla koryfaies) kai sinithws exoun kata poly kalytero humor apo kati wannabe kwmwdies.

[Bullet]

ok,gousta
ti einai auto to shriek?

[silencerius]

E den einai gousta, eisai prokateilimenos. Apla den sou kathete kala to "kinoumena sxedia" kai ksenerwneis. I know the feeling. Katse des mia apo autes tis tainies me ligo anoixto mialo kai eimai sigouros pws den tha apogoiteuteis.

To Shriek (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0212235/) einai Scary Movie fash kai ntrepomai pou milaw gi'auto.-

[The Good Son]

Το αμελί. Σκατά. Γκέη. Βρίστε με.

[House Of Low Culture]

to rimehk tou '90 sto "Night Of The Living Dead" htan entelws skata. Tetoies tainies den tis aggizeis.
to "De Battre Mon Coeur S' est arrete" i opws grafetai, paara poly kako. To ekleisa syntoma. Sry PoRn.
to "Saw" itan poly xamilotero twn prosdokiwn. Den exw dei to sequel akoma.
to "Bird People In China" tou Miike, na mhn to deite me tipota. Moiazei me ka8ysterhmeno 8eatraki.
Opoiadipote tainia me ton Sta8i Psalti. Ena MPRAVO stis 80s tainies, alla oi tainies me ton sta8ako den vlepontan gia kanena logo.
to "Narnia".
to "Kakh Pe8era" me thn Jennifer Lopez.
afta.

[freak brother]

oles oi tainies tou ed wood

[babality]

Βρίστε με.

vevos kurie.opos epithimite.
malaka pousth mounopano arxidi
kala pos ke den saresei to ameli re trele. Gamise leme.

[_UnHoLyMaRtYr_]

Χμ μάλλον θα ψηφίσω Dumb and dumberer.
Και κλαίω τα 7 ευρώ που έδωσα για το "Birth" και το "Dark Water".

[silencerius]

anxolako prwinos prwinos.

to dark water ki egw to eida tis proalles se dvd eutuxws, ntaksei den htan kalo alla epaize i thea.

[metamelia2]

oles oi tainies tou ed wood

χμ..χμ..χμ..χμ.. ΕΙ! Το Plan 9 From Outer Space και το Glen Or Glenda γαμάνε.

[MeLinDa]

πείτε στη μορφίνη οτι ακόμα την ψάχνω ορ σμθνγκ.
βαρεμάρα και ανουσιότητα.