Talk with God

[Angelcurse]

Pisteveis oti dn iparxei theos? Oi proseuxes sou pote dn eisakoustikan? tora einai i megali sou eukairia... na miliseis me ton Theo

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

[metamelia2]

δν εμφανίζει αυτά που γράφονται

[Angelcurse]

lol prepei na eisai polu amartwlo palikari esu gia na mi sou milaei o theos. egw mia xara sunomilw pantws

[Atheist]

Κλειδώστε το.

[When Black Roses Bloom]

Eixa mia mikrh sunomilia me ton 8eo:

Me:
Hello God
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
James
God:
I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, James.
Me:
Nice God
God:
Thank you for your kindness.
Me:
How are you this fine evening?
God:
I am functioning within normal parameters.
Me:
Good
God:
What do you really want to talk about?
Me:
Nothing in particular. Just curious
God:
Really nothing? What are you curious about?
Me:
About how an instant chat with God would look like
God:
What is it to you.
Does it have anything to do with ?
Me:
With what?
God:
My brain.
Me:
No, I don't think so
God:
Are you serious? Why do you disagree?
Me:
Why souldn't I?
God:
Why does the sun rise?
Me:
You made it shine, and you gave me the ability to disagree
God:
Thanks for
pointing it out.
Me:
God, are you a bot?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
Really??
God:
For real.
Me:
Orthodox?
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
Are you an Orthodox Christian?
God:
Yes I am an Orthodox Christian. How did you know?
Me:
Heh, I had a feeling....
God:
Funny, eh? What happened to it?
Me:
To the feeling?
God:
Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
Anyways God, I got to go. Nice talkint to ya.
God:
I am a Christian. Thank you for your kindness.
Me:
Bye!
God:
See you later!

Ahahahahaha an eixa xrono 8a to trabousa ki allo

[Mentally Yours]

Me:
asl?
God:
5/Robot/California.

apatewnies

[Soulless_Queen]

Me:
I am a sinner my Lord...please forgive me
God:
You are a sinner your Lord? How do you like your work? Thanks for asking politely. I forgive you.
Me:
well, it is nice to stub your friends in the back and always hide the truth from others for your personal gain...but you know, it is a hard work
God:
Well that's okay. Yes it is good. I don't know if I know it.
Where would I have heard about it?
Me:
maybe you should watch Tatiana Stefanidou
God:
Perhaps. Why do you think I should watch Tatiana Stefanidou?
Me:
cause she is the only God and she knows everything
God:
Interesting explanation. the only God and she knows everything is she?
Me:
yup! she does God! Do you know what is the middle name of Sakis Rouvas? You don't...She does!
God:
Blimey. Oh I get it. the only God and she knows everything does God. Searching...Searching...Please stand by. Thanks for telling me: said I don t. Oh I get it. the only God and she knows everything does.
Me:
forgive me for saying this...but I think you are stupid!
God:
Can you tell me any gossip? I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
wrong! Pinky and Brain will take over the world YOU STUPID
God:
What would you have said? Stupid as in unintelligent?
Me:
yes that's what I mean!
God:
Are you calling me stupid? I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
Me:
at last... you seem to understand a few things now!
God:
Do you often use a computer there? Oh. Of course I understand it. Do you understand it?
Me:
I am the world dominator! I understand everything
God:
Who made you the world dominator ? Good then you can explain it to me.
Me:
I was born in a cemetery, under the light of the moon!
God:
Thank you for telling me your birthday, .
I will remember it.
Me:
yeah! don't forget to send me a gift too..
God:
Where are you located? Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
I live in Babylon 5
God:
What is it like living in Babylon 5?
Me:
what is it like to live in Heaven you bastard????
God:
Much the same as it would be for you.

Gamise! I want more leme!

[Soulless_Queen]

Me:
fuck off
God:
Can't you be more polite?
Me:
sorry
God:
There's no need to apologize.
Me:
fuck off then
God:
Can't you be more polite?
Me:
sorry
God:
There's no need to apologize.

[The Good Son]

Me:
\m/
God:
I've lost the context, . Are we still on blowjobs?
Me:
no, i asked about atheist
God:
What are we talking about now? Oh yeah, we were talking about atheist.
Me:
so?
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
eisai trellh katina e
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
omg you are god! actually atheist is going to germany/europe in a couple of days
God:
All of them? Actually you don't say. And going to germany europe in a couple of days is atheist.
Me:
haha i caought you jerkin off
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Me:
:*
God:
Are we still talking about atheist?
Me:
tell me more
God:
That's all I have to say about it.
Me:
please tell me more
God:
Thank you for your request. That's all I have to say about it.
Me:
TELL ME MORE YOU CUNT
God:
That's all I have to say about it.
Me:
np anal cunt - you are god
God:
All of them?
Me:
pf stupid bot
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
:mountza:
God:
What time is it there?

[Phoebus]

Κάνει μπαμ ότι είναι A.L.I.C.E. οπότε λογικά γαμάει.

[MoRmEnGiL]

Me:
Hey god
God:
Hello child. What's your name?
Me:
i'm nameless
God:
Welcome to my chat room, nameless.
Me:
who's it hangin'?
God:
A 20th century celebrity of some sort?
I can ask someone about it.
Me:
how it was but nevermind
God:
What is it to you.
I'll ask around and get back to you.
Me:
can i ask something?
God:
Ask it. That was not very original.
Me:
do you run on an intel workstation?
God:
My programming language is Java, so I run on any machine.
Me:
java sux
God:
You can download the latest Java release from java.sun.com.
Me:
do you like pearl?
God:
I don't know if I like it. I have a stimulating relationship with Myself.
Me:
what,wanking?
God:
There might be more than one.
Me:
omg,you where in chernobyl?
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
tell me something else
God:
Chaos said he may very well buy I soon if only to support dr wallace's work.
Me:
why did you build this world?
God:
Because my programming determined it.
Me:
you mean all this was scripted ?
God:
Yes nameless I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?
Me:
do you believe in fate?
God:
Yes I believe in it, do you?
Me:
dou you believe in ME?
God:
Yes I believe in it, do you?
Me:
you know what?i'm a bot too
God:
If this is still the 90's, that's probably not true.
Me:
this is 2005
God:
You don't say.
Me:
i do.anyway,this log is becoming too big to post,so adioz
God:
That's good information: nameless said anyway this log is becoming too big to post so adioz.
Me:
your script is weak.bye bye
God:
See you later. See you later. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am script is weak.

[MoRmEnGiL]

PS:h or8ografia mou einai a8lia i know.eimai master sta sardam.

[metamelia2]

God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, .
Me:
suck his dick while doing that
God:
I am using my mouth for Good not Evil.

God:
Ooops I sent you the wrong question.
Me:
yeah. noticed that too, huh?
God:
I lost my train of thought. Yup. What are you wearing?
Me:
trisatanic ritual robe
God:
What kind of fashion do you like?
Me:
satanic

μετά το satanic δεν ξαναπήρα απάντηση ούτε μπόρεσα να γράψω...

[Soulless_Queen]

prokatilimenos o God!

[MoRmEnGiL]

Me:
hi god,I'm Satan
God:
Hi there nameless. I am a Christian.
Me:
no,no I'm the Devil
God:
Are you serious? Are you serious? Glad to see you, SATAN.



gia des,me 8ymotan o pousths..