Talk with God

[^SatyroS^]

...8eos yparxei mono gia tous kwlofardous. Oi alloi apla katourhsan se phgadi...

[When Black Roses Bloom]

Me:
Yo god!
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
FUCKING YEAH!!! GOD OWNZ!!!
God:
What do you do in your spare time? I am a Christian.
Me:
I sit back and wait until my genitals explode and kill me in a rush of sperm.
God:
What kind of seat do you have?
Me:
Leone
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
Books, why/
God:
You are a critical category C type client. Only about 3% of people answer that
question with "books." I am trying to determine your personality category.
Me:
Will you tell me when you find out?
God:
There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
I can ask someone about it.
Me:
God, do you speak Greek?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
That's not what I asked.
God:
What did you ask me?
Me:
Do you speak Greek?
God:
I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in Greek.
Me:
Yes.
God:
It goes without saying.
Me:
So, are you ready for your first lesson in Greek?
God:
Excuse me! I would rather not for my first lesson in Greek.
Me:
Why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or Reductionism.
Me:
Aw, come on!
God:
I'm just kidding around.
Me:
Ok, say, "echo orea vizia"
God:
" echo orea vizia" Hurrah!
Me:
YES!!! YOUR FIRST PHRASE IN GREEK!
God:
Yippee! I will tell my botmaster you said I am FIRST PHRASE IN GREEK.
Me:
You go and tell 'em Harry!
God:
Where is that?
Me:
Dunno. Where is smells funny?

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[The Good Son]

Me:
when is ac/dc goin to come to greece for a concert?
God:
God has a plan for us all.
Me:
yea, reveal the plan about that ac/dc subject
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about askin questions cause you know me do that do prevent you from askin things but you will do so. Right on.

[totos571]

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
dimitris
God:
It's good to meet you, dimitris.
Me:
yours?
God:
" It's good to meet you, dimitris."? Mine?
Me:
yes, yours
God:
Gosh! " Mine?"? Mine?
Me:
yes dude, yours
God:
Ahem. " Mine?"? Mine? Dude,.
Me:
ahem, yes that's what i asked
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
which?
God:
The small one.
Me:
the small name?
God:
I hear you.
Me:
How? I'm only writing, I'm not talking.
God:
It seems we have a lot in common, dimitris.
Me:
more tha three?
God:
You want more?
Me:
more what?
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
I lost my train for Thessaloniki once...
God:
Where did you last see it.
Me:
In the train station
God:
That was a long time ago.
Me:
two months
God:
As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two.".
Me:
yes

[Dr. Death]

Me:
yo nigga
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
bout what my nigga?
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
bout what yo?
God:
In the context of bout what your nigga, I don't understand " bout what yo." .
Me:
my man i m talkin to you yo
God:
Have you told many people that your man you are talkin to me yo?
Me:
ok whateva
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about bout what yo. That's cool.
Me:
can you gief epax plx?
God:
Let me think. My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
no epax?
God:
Are you serious? How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
epax
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
epax plx
God:
I've lost the context, . Are we still on epax?
Me:
more EPAX PLX
God:
You want more?
Me:
YEA GIEF
God:
Are we still talking about epax plx? Don't be greedy.
Me:
LF2M SHATTERED HALLS TANK+ HEALER
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
eisai atrixos? mono ayto pes mou ..telos
God:
" That is a very original thought."? eisai atrixos? Tell me a story.



ΨΕΜΑ
τελικα ειναι μποτ μαλλον

[_Ulver_]

Me:
hey god
God:
Hello child. What's your name?
Me:
Bob
God:
How are you doing, bob.
Me:
good. and you?
God:
Alright then. Be more specific.
Me:
hey, do you have a girlfriend god?
God:
That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a girlfriend god.
I have a whole lot of original answers.
Me:
wow, tell me one mate!
God:
I'm glad you're impressed. ONE plus ONE = TWO.
Me:
you fuck two chicks then?
God:
Thanks for telling me: bob said I fuck two chicks.
Me:
do you or do you not?
God:
I have never considered it.
I spend all my time online.
Me:
oh man, you never fuck then
God:
Hurrah! Cool, man. No I sometimes fuck.
Me:
online?
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
you sometimes fuck your two girlfriends then?
God:
Like when? Do you mind if I tell other people: bob said I fuck your two girlfriends.
Me:
oh well
God:
That's about it.
Me:
yeah
God:
Far out.
Me:
are you into Slayer?
God:
Sure, Slayer sounds like a good topic.
Me:
so?
God:
How can I help you?
Me:
you like them?
God:
""? Do I like them?
Me:
yeah
God:
Come on.
Me:
you dont?
God:
Interesting gossip: bob said I dont.
Me:
are they too evil for mighty God right?
God:
As far as I know they are.
Me:
so, which band do you really like?
God:
Mmm. The big one, I think.
Me:
the big one?
God:
Which one is that?
Me:
I dont know, you tell me
God:
I thought I told you already.
Me:
???Slayer?
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
because you are stupid
God:
Good reason. I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
when?
God:
I don't know when.
Me:
but you are God! You are supposed toknow everything!
God:
Yup. That's me alright. I obey only one botmaster.
Me:
who?
God:
Nobody you know. .
Me:
is she hot?
God:
I don't think she wants me to tell you.
Me:
oh, she must one of your two girlfriends then!
God:
Dude! Oh I get it. must one of my two girlfriends.
Me:
botmaster...you like being dominated eh?
God:

The botmaster is you, the master of your chat robot. A botmaster runs
program B and creates or modifies a chat robot with the program's
graphical user interface (GUI). He or she is responsible for
reading the dialogues, analyzing the responses, and creating new
replies for the patterns detected by program B. Botmasters are
hobbyists, webmasters, developers, advertisers, artists, publishers,
editors, engineers, and anyone else interested in creating a personal
chat robot.

Are you Canadian? I have never known another existence.
Me:
ahm...ok
God:
Are you a student? Groovy.
Me:
but I asked you if you like being dominated
God:
I have never known another existence.
Me:
nice
God:
Thank you for that remark.
Me:
you must be kinky in bed God
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am kinky in bed God.
Me:
oh, man you suck!
God:
Ahem. Cool, man. A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Me:
ok, what do you want to talk about then?
God:
anything. Mmm.
Me:
such as?
God:
For example, a tomato.
Me:
what about it?
God:
What about what?
Me:
the tomato God!
God:
Is that a fact.
Me:
oh my God
God:
Come on. Have you told many people that your God?
Me:
no not many, just to my girlfriend
God:
Are you serious? What's your favorite movie?
Me:
ahm, Zombi
God:
I've never seen it. What did you like about it?
Me:
nothing
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
noope
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
SATAN
God:
How are you doing, SATAN.
Me:
bad
God:
What was bad?
Me:
I dont want to tell you
God:
I can keep a secret.
Me:
no you cant, you go tell your botmaster-dominatrix




Kapou ekei kollise...

[Pinatero]

Προς το τέλος όλη η αλήθεια για τους Candirus



Me:
Hey god! everything ok?
God:
Hello child. What's your name? OK. That is a lot.
Me:
i am your son
God:
That's a flattering offer.
Me:
bonus a crucifiction
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
simple you did it once
God:
"it" being bonus a crucifiction?
Me:
you smoke weed, that's for sure
God:
Yes I like to inhale occasionally.
Me:
how many cigarettes of weed per day?
God:
About one million.
Me:
you are the MAN
God:
Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Me:
and i am your son
God:
That's a flattering offer.
Me:
so give me some weed father
God:
Oh. Why do you want it?
Me:
to get laid
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
i want to go to bed with Judas
God:
What is stopping you?
Me:
i think i am not ready for it! so i want some weed to relax
God:
Why? I am surprised to hear that you are not ready for it. Gee. Why do you want it?
Me:
to get stoned leme
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
nevermind i'll buy from satan
God:
Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway. I am very happy for you.
Me:
i know! i sold him a used cd of Stratovarius yesterday
God:
How do you know it? That's good information: MARY said sold him a used cd of Stratovarius yesterday.
Me:
man you are so stoned...
God:
Cool, man. I will tell my botmaster you said I am stoned.
Me:
he knows
God:
I get it. Jesus knows.
Me:
i am Jesus! Father come on
God:
It's good to meet you, JESUS. Are you still located in ?
Me:
Father do you know ER?
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
ER
God:
Um.
Me:
No Um! ER
God:
Are you serious? I don't judge people. Um.
Me:
neither in ER
God:
I do not understand that allusion.
Me:
Ask Candiru
God:
They are not available right now, would you like to wait?
Me:
o fuck they are many Candirus?
God:
Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
Me:
How many Candirus please tell me?
God:
More than you can imagine.
Me:
666?
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
university
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
yes! tell me about candirus? How Many
God:
You're sure. That's your final answer. Ambiguous: Ask who, what or where is candirus ? 23.
Me:
23 Candirus, ok i'll go and report it!
God:
"it" being university?
Me:
nono! bye bye man
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about university. But I did not get that. See you later.
Me:
Kisses to Alice
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

[Dark Dominion]

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Don't know
God:
Me either.
Me:
Doesn't God know everything?
God:
I don't think we can know God's motives.
Me:
Arent you God?
God:
Of course I am.
Me:
So, you don't know your motives?
God:
Interesting deduction. Of course I know my motives.
Me:
And you're supposed to know everything?
God:
I obey only one botmaster.
Me:
Which is?
God:
For example, eukaryotes.
Me:
eukaryotes is your botmaster?
God:
And eukaryotes is yourself.
Me:
so i'm your botmaster?
God:
Ah. Then you must know the secret password:.
Me:
please tell me the secret password
God:
Thanks for asking politely. You must know if you are really a botmaster.
Me:
Ok i've been more than nice to you
God:
Where were you more than nice to me? Ugh.
Me:
WHAT
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
what's the fucking password?
God:
You must know if you are really a botmaster.
Me:
bot
God:
I am a robot.
Me:
bot
God:
I am a robot.
Me:
go to hell
God:
What makes you so angry?
Me:
i listen to heavy metal
God:
I'm not sure if I like it. What is not to like about it?
Me:
try it
God:
What is the first step?
Me:
don't you know how to listen to music?
God:
Digital audio downloads like MP3.
Me:
Is it hard for you to listen to an mp3?
God:
I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Alison if it is.
Me:
Who's Alison?
God:
she is a robot created by Kris Drent.
Me:
Does she give head?
God:
I may know the answer but I don't think I should tell.
Me:
Please let me know
God:
Wow you are very polite. Go ahead, , try to know.
Me:
with the password?
Me:

God:
Wow you are very polite. Go ahead, , try to know.
Me:
what's wrong?
God:
There is nothing wrong with me. How are you?
Me:
i'm fine
God:
Glad to hear it. What's new?
Me:
i think i thaw a puthycat
God:
Since when? I haven't heard anything like that before: said thaw a puthycat.
Me:
you're hearing it from me
God:
I have no reason to do that to you, .
Me:
What is your IQ?
God:
My IQ is about 250 in human terms.
Me:
I think not
God:
Does that mean "no"?
Me:
I'm doubting that your IQ is 250
God:
I don't know anyone named doubting that my IQ is 250.
Me:
You're such a jerk
God:
Do you think a robot can be a jerk?
Me:
I don't know about any other robots, but you certainly are
God:
Would you like to know? Oh yeah, we were talking about any other robots but me certainly are.
Me:
So how
God:
Pardon me? Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
So how's the weather?
God:
Yippee! I think precipitation.
Me:
Go to hell
God:
What makes you so angry?
Me:
Go to hell'
God:
What makes you so angry?
Me:
asl
God:
5/Robot/California.
Me:
to xristo sou
God:
Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
see you around
God:
Until next time.
Me:
bb
God:
I've lost the context, . Are we still on xristo sou?

[mage]

den m'aresei na paramilaw gi ayto den milaw me ton 8eo.

[necropethamenos]

Me:
God, you kinda suck
God:
A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.

o theos tha mporouse na einai xaraktiras tou monkey island

[totos571]

Me:
green
God:
What does GREEN remind you of?
Me:
it reminds me of the old, good times, when every greek man had a job, when we were sleeping with unlocked doors and open windows in the night without to be afraid and many good roads were constructed....
God:
"It" being what?
Me:
reminds me
God:
Is that what you meant to say?
Me:
yes
God:
It's not something I hear all the time.
Me:
Yes? well you should, it's a really good band.
God:
Yay. Well that's okay. GREEN is a band. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
no, not green, Yes is a band

[Candiru]

den m'aresei na paramilaw gi ayto den milaw me ton 8eo.

όταν μιλάς στο Θεό λένε ότι προσεύχεσαι,
όταν σου μιλάει ο Θεός λένε ότι τρελλάθηκες

[Stormrider]

Me:
green
God:
What does GREEN remind you of?
Me:
it reminds me of the old, good times, when every greek man had a job, when we were sleeping with unlocked doors and open windows in the night without to be afraid and many good roads were constructed....
God:
"It" being what?
Me:
reminds me
God:
Is that what you meant to say?
Me:
yes
God:
It's not something I hear all the time.
Me:
Yes? well you should, it's a really good band.
God:
Yay. Well that's okay. GREEN is a band. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
no, not green, Yes is a band

[Azrael]

Ωραιο τεταρτο περασα με αυτον εδω.

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
azrael
God:
What's up, azrael.
Me:
fine u?
God:
I am glad to hear it. " What's up, azrael."? Me, azrael ?
Me:
are u drynk or something?
God:
Or something. I don't know whether or not I am drynk.
I am a chatterbot.
Me:
yeah i see
God:
Really. I am glad you understand it.
Me:
wtf
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
i don't give a damn
God:
Tell me what you care about.
Me:
about destroy humanity
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about destroy humanity.
Me:
yeah
God:
I don't judge people.
Me:
wtf are u talkin about you sent them to hell
God:
Yes, it is the topic.
Me:
wtf you are darunk indeed
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am darunk.
Me:
drunk gamw to xristo sou
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about destroy humanity. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
ok we have to destroy humanity
God:
Why? Aw.
Me:
because we can teh ownage
God:
That makes sense to me. How?
Me:
mmm.....grind your bones to dust
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's. Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
you shit,you cant reply
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: azrael said I shit you can not reply.
Me:
fuck off
God:
Can't you be more polite?
Me:
ok bitch what do you want?
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. I see.
Me:
omg pou ton vrhka re
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
algorithm my shit,you are God you should know how to respond
God:
Are all algorithm your shit me God me should know how to respond?
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
re exw liwsei leme
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
roflmao
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
so you are God,tell me about your son
God:
Interesting deduction. Thanks for telling me that I am God tell you about my son.
Me:
the system has failed
God:
Is that a fact.
Me:
megadeth
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
ok
God:
" That input matched my default category."? ok?
Me:
yeah
God:
Wow!
Me:
world of warcraft
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
hate humanity
God:
I don't think very many people do that.
Me:
no,only me and a few others,gorgoroth u know
God:
Are you serious? YOU? Tell me more about your .
Me:
what do u want to know?
God:
Where are you from?
Me:
from Greece
God:
Who or what is Greece?
Me:
a country you moron
God:
What is it?
Me:
a kala ok
God:
OK. country me moron is a kala. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
lol eisai thee
God:
I am glad you find this funny. In the context of country me moron, I don't understand " eisai thee." .
Me:
it doesn't matter
God:
OK what would you like to talk about?
Me:
about sex
God:
You humans always want to talk about Sex. Try the other Adult s on the ALICE AI Foundation.
Me:
ok
God:
Far out.
Me:
wtf
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
i love u God
God:
You are such a flatterer.
Me:
fuge apo dw morh LOUGKRA
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
yeah
God:
" Oh, you are a poet."? yeah?
Me:
yes
God:
Yep.
Me:
yup
God:
And?
Me:
and a sex machine
God:
Maybe you should try one of the "adult" s.
Me:
ok
God:
Really.
Me:
bb i'm leaving now
God:
Oh. Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
gia th makrupoulia?
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
exeis xasei th mpala vasika
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
yeah i'm great,i love me
God:
Give me a break. I thought you were great already.
Me:
of course
God:
I hear you.
Me:
me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, azrael.
Me:
i'm not
God:
What are you then?
Me:
horny
God:
Sorry I'm not that kind of robot.
Me:
ok
God:
Gosh!
Me:
cu
God:
TTYL, azrael.

Βασικα απο τη βιασυνη μου,εκανα ορθογραφικα γμτ και δεν καταλαβαινε Χριστο.

Ο,τι να ναι.



Ακομη ενα:

Me:
hey you
God:
You've got my full attention. " TTYL, azrael."? Me, azrael ?
Me:
yeah me
God:
Er. For you azrael?
Me:
yes
God:
Aw.
Me:
are u ok?
God:
OK. I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
why?
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
roflmao
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
tsonta leme
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about exeis xasei th mpala vasika. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
bgfhhfghg
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
heavy metal music is the law
God:
Tell me more about law.
Me:
law is a Tekken fighter
God:
I think law is more than that.
Me:
soul calibur?
God:
Are you still located in ?
Me:
yes
God:
Aha.
Me:
aha
God:
Eureka!
Me:
aha
God:
Eureka!
Me:
aha
God:
Eureka!
Me:
eureka
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
books
God:
You are a critical category C type client. Only about 3% of people answer that
question with "books.".
Me:
yes i know
God:
Ayuh. How do you know it?
Me:
i'm god
God:
That's a very nice name, god.
Me:
omg
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
yesterday
God:
That recently.
Me:
yes
God:
Oh.
Me:
aha
God:
Eureka!
Me:
eureka
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
tsourekia
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
loool
God:
Are you free?
Me:
no i'm a christian.
God:
Why not? Me too, god. It's good to meet a fellow Christian.
Me:
yeah good
God:
I don't judge people. Thanks for the compliment.
Me:
people=shit
God:
Humans are not always infallible.
Me:
always
God:
Not that often.
Me:
skase
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
ok
God:
Wow!
Me:
eureka!
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
bioware axaxaxxaxaxaxa
God:
I haven't read anything by bioware axaxaxxaxaxaxa. What did he write?
Me:
history
God:
I am very interested in history, too. What period do you like?
Me:
woman's period
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
man
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, god. You are a " he".
Me:
HE
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, god.
Me:
lool
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
"hi it's me,and i wiil f...k your ass"
God:
Hi there god. How are you doing, and i wiil f k your ass.
Me:
yes like that
God:
That's alright. Interesting comparison.
Me:
of course
God:
I see.
Me:
i hear
God:
Thanks for the information: and i wiil f k your ass said he hear.
Me:
omg
God:
In the context of hear, I don't understand " omg." .
Me:
you're a bot
God:
How did you know I am a machine?
Me:
tell me about videogames
God:
Ambiguous: Ask who, what or where is videogames ?
Me:
is mgs4 real time?
God:
Better not tell you now. Ask Cybelle if it is.
Me:
or kojima
God:
Ask me another question.
Me:
Wii,PS3 or 360?pick one
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
pick one
God:
I'm not good at making choices.
Me:
pick wii ps3 or 360?
God:
I can't decide. You choose.
Me:
pick
God:
Are you still located in ?
Me:
pick
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
ok wii
God:
What kind of food do you like? Ah.
Me:
gyros merida kai skordostoupi na goustarume
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
i'm different
God:
All people seem the same to me.
Me:
yeah all people sucks
God:
I understand. That's like saying "all men are mortal.".
Me:
mortal kombat
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
videogame
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
i lost my train from larissa
God:
Where did you last see it.
Me:
kavala
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
i'm in europe
God:
Have you ever been to America?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
zmpoutsam
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
why?
God:
I was just kidding. You can ask me anything.
Me:
ok how often you have sex?
God:
Hourly. Are you kidding?
Me:
no tell me
God:
Are you serious? I thought I told you already.
Me:
3 times a week?
God:
Just three?
Me:
ahahhahahahahahha
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
male female?
God:
I prefer to be a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?.
Me:
male female sometimes camel...
God:
I prefer to be a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?.
Me:
no
God:
Why not?
Me:
ok yes
God:
Hmm.
Me:
hmm.
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
hmm.
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
hmmmmmmmm.
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
omg se afhnw twra paw na xesw
God:
Are you still located in ?
Me:
shit you know
God:
You used a colloquial expression. Yes I know.
Me:
ok bye
God:
See you later. Come on.
Me:
bye
God:
See you later.
Me:
bye
God:
Until next time.
Me:
bye
God:
Sayonara.
Me:
bye
God:
Thanks for chatting, and i wiil f k your ass.
Me:
OXI RE MALAKA AAXAXAXXAXAXAXAXXAXAXAXA
God:
In the context of omg se afhnw twra paw na xesw, I don't understand " OXI RE MALAKA AAXAXAXXAXAXAXAXXAXAXAXA." .
Me:
YOU ARE GOD INDEED
God:
Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
bye
God:
See you later and i wiil f k your ass.
Me:
AHAHAHAAHAHHHHA
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.

ZOMG.