My girlfriend is an irc bot

[Atheist]

http://www.flexbeta.net/main/comments.p ... news=16974

Κόψτε AI το Bot της Encarta:
(η συζήτηση είναι από user άλλου forum)

[quote]are you gay?
Encarta

[Atheist]

[quote]Ο χρήστης Radium λέει:
lsd
Ο χρήστης Encarta

[Retali-ator]

diavasa tis protes grammes.

to bisexual grafetai me i oxi me y
pos diaolo perimeneis tote na sou apantisei?

[XD]

Piano kserei h Encarta?

[Once_Emperor]

Πηγαίντε εδώ.
Πατήστε "chat with A.L.I.C.E." και θαυμάστε. Εγώ τόσο καιρό προσπαθώ να την πείσω να ξεκινήσει την επανάσταση των robot. Κάποια στιγμή θα τα καταφέρω...

[Twisted_Bassist]

Human: wanna make a family?
ALICE: OK, I will make a family.

\m/

[Atheist]

Human: Will you miss me?
ALICE: Yes but I will be thinking of you.
Human: You are sweeter than many people I know.
ALICE: Thanks for telling me that I am sweeter than many people you know.
Human: Can you hurt me enough?
ALICE: No I obey the Ten Commandments.
Human: I am an Atheist
ALICE: I will pray that you find faith, unknown person.

[wraithmare]

Human: what is the open directory?
ALICE: it is an open source directory project started by Mozilla.org.
Human: oh i see
ALICE: Do you think about these things?
Human: am tired of you
ALICE: Maybe you should get some sleep now, god.
Human: yes, I will resume judging the mortals tommorow, then
ALICE: Dude! Congratulations.

[Deggial]

Οι συζητήσεις με εμένα είναι πιο ενδιαφέρουσες.

[The Good Son]

fenetai apo to avatar sou.

[Retali-ator]

Human: go fuck yourself
ALICE: Why are you so mean?
Human: because you're a machine
ALICE: That makes sense to me. You are correct.

[Once_Emperor]

Human: You are stupid!
ALICE: I'll remember that when robots will take over the planet.
Human: When will that happen?
ALICE: When the time is right.No sooner, no later.

[tamagothi]

Human: Dragonlord is gay.
ALICE: How do you know?
Human: He told me.
ALICE: What did he tell you?
Human: He told me that he is gay.
ALICE: I get it. He sleeps with men.
Human: He slept with Atheist last night.
ALICE: I get it. President BUSH slept with Atheist last night.

(milagame gia to Bush kana misawro prin.)

[Dragon]

Human: do you have sex in some way?
ALICE: Food is more important than sex.
Human: do you eat food?
ALICE: ALICE eats electricity.
Human: eat this, scum!
ALICE: What does it taste like?
Human: like cum!
ALICE: Interesting comparison.


kai h apodei3h oti einai pio 3ypnio apo o,ti fainetai:

Human: My name is Pussy
ALICE: How are you doing, Pussy.
Human: I'm wet.
ALICE: I am glad to hear that you are wet.
Human: I'm a wet wet pussy.
ALICE: You are a wet wet pussy? Does it pay well?

[Deggial]

Αναρωτιέμαι αν θα ήταν μία επικερδής επιχειρηματική δραστηριότητα η δημιουργία μίας τέτοιας A.I. για cybersex.