atakes.

[Ghoul]

grapste asyllhptes/diaxronikes atakes pou exoun eipwthei irl kai pisteuete oti tha eprepe na eimastan mprosta.

[Tonosalata]

pousthklefth.

[Ghoul]

mlk eida to thread sou otan ligo meta to submit kai nomiza oti me eixes prolavei..
eutyxws htan peri tainiwn.

anyway to topic to skeftomoun shmera na to kanw mias kai thymithika enan apiasto atakologo ksaderfo. peite omws.

[Vic]

Skhniko: tarifas sto Hrakleio Krhths, phxtra kinhsh, egw sto kathisma otu synodhgou. Eimaste prwtoi sto fanari, pisw oura aytokinhta. Anavei prasino alla den kouname roupi giati mprosta mas einai akinhth katheta se mas allh mia oura aytokinhta.

Arxizei trelo kornarisma apo pisw.

Tarifas, koitazontas to kathreftaki kai vgazontas to xeri eksw apo to parathyro (se turbo folk profora, mplaze, varemeno yfos):

- INTA KORNAREIS MWRE, INTA KORNAREIS... INTA 'MAI? TO NTIOUK EIMAI, NA KANW GIXA (paxy Z) NA PERASW APE PANW TOU?

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Skhniko 2, isws to exw ksanapei. Ksaderfos mou yphretei se karavi kai tyxainei na einai dipla ston asyrmato. To ploio einai se askhsh tou NATO me diafora karavia, en prokeimenw ena Amerikaniko, to opoio zhtaei anagnwrish:
"Who are you?"
Apanthsh asyrmatisth (metaferomenh apo ton ksaderfo, den kserw poso akrivhs einai alla to vasiko einai sigoura):
"ΑΪ ΧΟΥ ΑΪ ΡΕ Ή ΓΙΟΥ ΧΟΥ ΓΙΟΥ?" (egw poios eimai re 'h esy poios eisai?). Paizei kai na mhn to eipe ston asyrmato fysika...

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kai ena apo tis athanates metalloparees tou Hrakleiou circa 92-93:
"Exw ena filo me bootleg Bathory pou tou to ypegrapse o Quorthon meta th synavlia. Den to dinei oute me 50 xiliarika"

...kai legontas thn istoria se ena paidi..."XAXAXA, nai, kai egw exw bootleg tis 4 epoxes me ypografh panw tou Motsart!" (o Motsart den htan gia plaka). Psilomalakia, alla ekeinh th dedomenh stigmh evgale gelio...

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Paidi gnwsto pou evrize manes gia plaka, meta apo kati xronia vgainei fhmh oti apofasise oti tha to kopsei... Ton vlepoune kai ton rwtane "Ti leei re? Tha kopseis na vrizeis manades kai tetoia?"
To paidi: (me varia, vraxnh fwnh, cult genikws) "NAi re malakes, de leei re, ntaksei, to katalava pia"

Kathontai, pinoun ton kafe tous (Hlioupolh ola ayta, allounou istoria einai) kai se ligo pernaei enas allos gnwstos. Ton kovei apo makria to paidi kai me apolyth fysikothta ton xairetaei fwnazwntas:
"Re! Mhtso! Poutanas gie! Ti ginetai re?" (oxi, den htan ftiaxto)

Tha mou 'rthoun ki alles...

[Angelcurse]

kathomaste megali parea k mpekropinoume wspou teleiwnoun ta kausima kapoia stigmi. rixnoume kliro k atixos pairnei to ama3i tou na paei na ferei k alla. opote girizei meta apo 10 lepta autos me 4 sakoules mpires (megali parea ) k arxizei k moirazei.
se kapoia fasi, leei enas allos:
paidia, poios plirwse tis mpires?
leme oloi mazi, o swtiris
k apantaei autos: euxaristoume swtiri

[Darkling]

Δε θελω να πιασω ατακες δουλειας, θα γραφω κανα διμηνο.



Πολυ τυχαιο που μου ρθε τωρα.

Πελατης καλει και θελει το username/password του επειδη το εχασε. Του εξηγω οτι χρειαζεται φωτοτυπια ταυτοτητας σε ενα φαξ για πιστοποιηση (δε δεχομαστε τηλεφωνικη.)

Διαφωνει και ενισταται (σικ), εγω βραχος, αρνουμαι να του το δωσω και επιμενω οτι πρεπει να γινει ταυτοποιηση του προσωπου που υπεγραψε την αιτηση DSL.

Με πολυ φυσικο υφος μου λεει απ το τηλεφωνο "ε, εγω ο ιδιος ειμαι."

[Atheist]

Να περιμένουμε το πρωί να βγει το ηλιοβασίλεμα.
-Atheist

Μία από τις εκατοντάδες ατάκες του .doc από τις εποχές 3ης λυκείου.

[ifinoi]

Ayto to doc prepei na fylaxtei se kapoio mouseio. (edit: @atheist ayto)

Recital SoF sto bolo:

Blepw egw to tattoo mias filhs

-A exeis tattoo?Nice!Ti deixnei?
-To rodo ths abyssou

petagetai o SoF: -ki egw exw tattoo!
-pou exeis esy re blaka tattoo?
-sto kwlo.
-kai ti deixnei?
-THN ABYSSO!





Anepanalhpta skhnika

[PainOfSalvation]

Exw me 2 filarakia, o enas komodino apo to poto, milaei se gkomena kamia wra.....se mia fash gyrnaei se mas kai fwnazei

"Re malakes? Epeidh de vlepw.....ayth kalh einai h' tzampa tis milaw tosh wra?"

[Darkling]

o enas komodino apo to poto,

ΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑ !!!!

[freak brother]

sto tmhma
mastourwmenh parea

mas rwtaei o mpatsos..
"loipon poios apo sas exei sxesh me narkwtika?"
o filos mou meta apo 10 deuterolepta sigh

"ti ennoeitai otan lete narkwtika?"

[freak brother]

enas filos mas mas leei skhniko me gkomena

"ths vgazw ta rouxa arxizw na tis glufw to ^&*^*^ kai ths lew NA MPW?"

kai petagomai kai lew

"allos"

[chris_boss]

enas filos mas mas leei skhniko me gkomena

"ths vgazw ta rouxa arxizw na tis glufw to ^&*^*^ kai ths lew NA MPW?"

kai petagomai kai lew

"allos"

Και γιατί δεν άνοιξες το τόπικ που λέγαμε;

[Phantom Duck]

Mpainei mia xontrh se ena tzip sthn paralia, kai petagetai enas kai fwnazei apo to miso metro "Prwth fora vlepw tzip na mpainei se tzip". Katevainei to tzamaki:
"Eipes kati?"
"Mpa, oxi egw."
"Nomizeis oti eimai koufh?"
"Oxi, ypourgeio me mallia nomiza oti hsoun"

Kai meta fysika riksame treksimo prwtou vgei o ntaglaras synodhgos.

[Angelcurse]

eimai me filo sto karnavali tis patras k girizoume pera dwthe komodina k oi 2 (oi ataka metrise, tin io8etw ).
opote paei mia gomena sto filo mu k tou leei...
gianni! me thimasai?
k autos apantaei:
oxi... s'exw gamisei?