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    Default Dante's Inferno Test

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    The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 6 times.
    The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!
    Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

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    You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.
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    Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

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    You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.
    I went down into the valley to pray.
    I got drunk and I stayed all day.

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    ti gamisame koinws.
    I went down into the valley to pray.
    I got drunk and I stayed all day.

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    xmou....kai ego mazi sas....
    i need feminime venoms in order to function with the system.

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    Kai ego parea tha sas kano...
    and light it up forever, and never go to sleep

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    τουλάχιστο, αν είμαστε πολλοί, θα παίζει πολύ heavy metal στην πολή DIS...
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    Ayto dld to les gia kalo?
    and light it up forever, and never go to sleep

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    όπως το πάρει κανείς...
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    Level 2-Lustful Score:Very High parea me Helen Of Troy kai Cleopatra!!!!!KABLA!ade kai kala gamisia!
    Those little demons ain't the reasons for the bruises on your soul you've been neglecting
    You'll never lose your mind as long as you're heart always reminds you where you left it
    And don't ever let them make you feel like saying what you want is unbecoming
    If you were supposed to watch you're mouth all the time I doubt your eyes would be above it

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    o rush tha gamaei tin kleopatra kai tin wraia eleni kai meis tha akoume metal.
    sadasfdsfsfs
    bad luck akoma kai meta ton psofo
    I went down into the valley to pray.
    I got drunk and I stayed all day.

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    που να δεις και πως έχουν καταντήσει αυτές μετά από τόσους αιώνες
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    Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge

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    Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.
    Eiste oloi kala paidia

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    Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

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    You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.

    Anatrixiasa..
    Life begins at 45°.

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    Purgatory

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    You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.
    YOU ARE NOT SPECIAL. YOU ARE NOT BEAUTIFUL OR UNIQUE SNOWFLAKE. YOU'RE THE SAME DECAYING ORGANIC MATTER AS EVERYTHING ELSE. YOU ARE THE ALL-SINGING, ALL-DANCING CRAP OF THE WORLD.

    HIPPIE METAL OR NO METAL AT ALL


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    City Of Dis.
    Entaxei, afou ekei pane oi Heretics... no wonder.

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