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    Default Religions of the world

    Taoism: Shit happens.

    Hare Krishna: Shit happens rama rama ding ding.

    Hinduism: This shit happened before.

    Islam: If shit happens, take a hostage.

    Zen: What is the sound of shit happening?

    Buddhism: When shit happens, is it really shit?

    Confucianism: Confucius says "Shit happens".

    7th day Adventist: Shit happens on Saturdays.

    Protestantism: Shit won't happen if I work harder.

    Christianism: If shit happens, I deserve it.

    Jehovah's Witness: Knock, knock, "Shit happens".

    Unitarian: What is this shit.

    Mormon: Shit happens again and again and again..

    Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to me?

    Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit.
    Life begins at 45°.

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    epos
    Practical men, who believe themselves to be quite exempt from any intellectual influences, are usually the slaves of some defunct economist.
    J. M. Keynes.

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    Jehovah's Witness: Knock, knock, "Shit happens".

    ta spase

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    Holy SHIT!!!!







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    to eixa se afisa
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    ouaou.
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    AHEHAEHAEA AfTO YPARXEI TOYLAXISTON APTO 99, MPLITZA THANX FOR THE MEMORIES
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    Proth fora to eida. Kai malista se t-shirt.
    Life begins at 45°.

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    Default Re: Religions of the world

    Quote Originally Posted by BLi
    [zER]Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit.
    After the Triumph of Your Birth.

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    Default Re: Religions of the world

    [quote=Kingdom Gone]
    Quote Originally Posted by "BLi
    [zER":q0wtzvsn]Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit.
    [/quote:q0wtzvsn]


    Kingdom_Goal


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    Divine Shit.

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