πεθαίνω. πείτε και δικά σας εδώ, μη ντρέπεστε. εγώ δεν έχω, η ζωή μου γαμάει, my life fucks.
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πεθαίνω. πείτε και δικά σας εδώ, μη ντρέπεστε. εγώ δεν έχω, η ζωή μου γαμάει, my life fucks.
Today, my professor, who was born without arms, asked somebody "need a hand?" There are over 300 students in that class and I was the only one laughing. FML
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Γράφω αύριο το μάθημα για το οποίο έχω τις καλύτερες πιθανότητες να περάσω και εδώ και 3 μέρες είμαι με συνάχι και πυρετό, δεν έχω καταφέρει να διαβάσω σοβαρά και αύριο που δίνω θα 'μαι λογικά χάλια :gun:
πονάει πάντα η πρώτη φορά.
Today, my father came back from a business trip in Canada. He handed me an "I Love Canada" pen. He brought back an xbox 360 for my younger brother. FML
επος.
θα 'χει καρκίνο ο μικρός.Quote:
Originally Posted by Darkling
entaxei vrika ti thakanw to vrady
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Today my lesbian sister enthusiastically showed me her new strap on. Not only does she get more girls than me, she now has a bigger penis too. FML
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Today, my boss fired me via text message. I don't have a text messaging plan. I paid $0.25 to get fired. FML
Today, I started a fight at a lesbian bar and lost. I'm a man. FML
Today, I cancelled out of a video chat with my boyfriend to go take a shit. I took my computer with me to look at Facebook. It took three minutes for me to realize I was still on video chat. FML
Today, I was volunteering at a nursing home and I was calling bingo numbers. And one woman stood up and started making noises, I asusmed she had won and I started clapping. She then fell on the floor and died of a heart attack. I essentially applauded her death. FML
Today, I was sitting at home, venting to my parents about how I never get asked out by any of the guys at school. My Dads words of wisdom were "Don't worry, looks don't matter so much in college. Once they've had a few beers in them, they'll date anything." FML
Today, I cut myself with child-proof scissors. FML
Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML
Today, I was going down on a girl. When I looked up she was texting. FML
Today, I found out that when I masturbate at night while watching internet porn I cast a huge shadow on the curtain and the entire street is able to see it. FML
Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her exiting her room....my electric tothbrush in her hand. FML
Today, I decided to send my boyfriend a pic text of me naked. I accidently sent it to my dad and got a text back saying "You definitely take after your mom". FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend some nude pics of me. Later I get a text from my dad asking me when I had gotten a tatoo. FML
Np Anal Cunt - You Googled to find this siteQuote:
Originally Posted by rincewind2k
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Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML
Today, I had just gotten over the flu and thought I was better. So me and my boyfriend decided to have sex. As I was about to orgasm, I puked all over his face. He was so disgusted that he ended up throwing up on me as well. FML
Today, I decided to watch some porn before bed. The lights were off and my roommate was already asleep behind me. I put on my noise-canceling headphones and turned up the volume all the way. After a few strokes my roommate got up and plugged in the headphones for me.
1.To site εχει μπει στα favs μου.
2.Μου την επεσε ο παιδιατρος που ειχα πιτσιρικι.
Πατος. New best of.
Today, I called my girlfriend and she answered telling me how amazing the sex was last night and she can't wait to see me later. I didn't see her last night. FML
Αυτο αν και γαμαει είναι λίγο και ουρμπαν λετζεμτ. χμμμ.
Today, I thought if it's on the internet it must be true.
νομίζω ότι επισημαίνω το προφανές.