Hallo my dutch friends.. I am writing you from Greece.. to be honest we dont have many chances against you but because PAOK you are, never knows what is going to happen.. so let me tell u some useful infos about our team.. Kostas Chalkias is the best goalkeeper in Greece even though Otto Rechagel chose Little Bunny aka Tzorvas to play in mundial. The only negative about him is that in one of ten matches he can do a mistake that costs our team..
Concerning the defence, as I heard Contreras aka Pinezas will not play in the first match.. So, the central defenders will be Sexy Bruno, who's married with this cheek (in greece we call her kavla - the blondie on this video
The other central defender will be either my patriotaki Stelaras Malezas or Zuela aka the Animal because of his size.. Both of them arent as good as Pinezas is but noone knows.. On the right side will play either our new signing Bougiournti (from tunysia) or Sznaucner aka the polish ditch.. On the left side our best player is injured and he will be subtituted be Savini, who played only 2 good matches in the last year..
Concerning the midfielders, Pablo Garcia aka deer hunter ( we call him with that nick cause in summer travels back to uruguay and hunts deers with his friend) and Vitolo aka double lung will play for sure.. if your players want to live and after the match, tell them not to get close to Pablo because he isnt joking. On the right side, will play Dimitris Salpiggidis aka boustaras who sold us for the money and became an hijo de puta Panathinaikos and on the left side Vieirinha, aka porky.. As an AMC will play the serbian emo, aka Ivic who is slower than his own shadow.
The center for will be Zlatan (alani gama to limani) Muslimovic who has many nicknames, such as Bosnian Torghelle, Bouzoukovios, Road Openers etc. He is capable to score a very diffucult goal but he is also capable to lose a very easy one. If the previous night of the game, dont go to greek bouzoukia, maybe he will be a slight threat to your defence.
Last but not least, we changed our coach.. Fernando Santos aka karpouzopsaras/watermelonfisherman knew the team as the back of his hand.. Our new coach, Mario Beretta, needs some time to know the team so here we have a disadvantage..
