fantasiwseis - krifes epithimies (oxi sexoualikes parakalw)

POSO KAIRO ITHELA NA KANO AUTO TO THREAD...

loipon, na sas po dikes mou na piasete to noima:

1. Opote vlepo myga/kounoupi thelo na to roufikso me ilektriki skoupa eno petaei...
2. Kserete kati "tanalies" pou kovoun alisides sidera kai tetoia (san terastia psalidia)? Thelo na paro ena tetoio kai na kopso tenontes. kata protimisi:
-sta plaina tou lemou
-karpoi
-piso apo astragalous (porosi...), kai to megalo fetix
-tous dio terastious pou ksekinane apo tin perioxi ton genitikon organwn kai katevainoun stous mirous (ti oraia pou ta leo o poustis)

gia peite........ perimenw.....

episis mou tin spaei pou to sagoni mporei na anoiksei toso ligo kai thelo na to piaso kai na tou travikso mia eksarthrosi....

wraio einai otan exeis makria nuxia na mpikseis ta nuxia sou sto kreas katw ap to sagoni se kapoion...h na tou xarakwseis ta xeria k ta podia anamesa ap ta daxtula...thaz skeftw k alla...to xw to xw

Οταν βλεπω ταριφα να σταματαει χωρις αλαρμ θελω να τον σκοτωσω με εναν απο τους τροπους που περιγραφουν οι Cannibal Corpse.
Μ'αρεσει να ανακατεβω τον φραπε με τον τροπο που δεν με βολευει.
Δαγκωνω τα χειλια μου συνεχεια κι ενω ποναω δεν σταματαω. (Χμμμμμ περιεργο αυτο).
Οταν παιζω online games και ειναι γυναικα διπλα μου που βαριεται το ευχαριστιεμαι πιο πολυ :?
Οταν βλεπω στιγματα σε προσωπο πρεπει να τα βγαλω.

h na pareis ena mpalnta k me apoluth akriveia na skasei akrivws anamesa sto nuxi k to kreas k na valeis k ena karvounaki me ligo alati meta...k meta oinopneuma k ligh fwtitsa

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Originally Posted by taraaam!

h na pareis ena mpalnta k me apoluth akriveia na skasei akrivws anamesa sto nuxi k to kreas k na valeis k ena karvounaki me ligo alati meta...k meta oinopneuma k ligh fwtitsa

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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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Originally Posted by neverdie

POSO KAIRO ITHELA NA KANO AUTO TO THREAD...

loipon, na sas po dikes mou na piasete to noima:

1. Opote vlepo myga/kounoupi thelo na to roufikso me ilektriki skoupa eno petaei...
2. Kserete kati "tanalies" pou kovoun alisides sidera kai tetoia (san terastia psalidia)? Thelo na paro ena tetoio kai na kopso tenontes. kata protimisi:
-sta plaina tou lemou
-karpoi
-piso apo astragalous (porosi...), kai to megalo fetix
-tous dio terastious pou ksekinane apo tin perioxi ton genitikon organwn kai katevainoun stous mirous (ti oraia pou ta leo o poustis)

gia peite........ perimenw.....

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Νεβερνταη, εχεις φαει πολυ παντοφλα μικρος ε.

oxi!!
ixa panemorfa paidika xronia...

kati allo prepei na ftaiei :/

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Originally Posted by babality

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Originally Posted by taraaam!

h na pareis ena mpalnta k me apoluth akriveia na skasei akrivws anamesa sto nuxi k to kreas k na valeis k ena karvounaki me ligo alati meta...k meta oinopneuma k ligh fwtitsa

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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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ti gelas reee
na nai k meta na pareis mia lepth entelws leia kolla xarti k n kopseis mia glwssa sth mesh!'H na xarakseis ena mati panw sthn korh k na to skapseis k na valeis mesa duo ontoglufides me mezeklikia panw thn wra pou ta aimata dhmiourgoun auth thn gore atmosfaira k to mati xunetai!!!K meta na tou rikseis tespa s auton gualia sto nero/krasi/mpura h faghto tou na ta katapiei k na tou ginei to stomaxi ta swthhka k o kwlos kommatia...xmmm..psinw psinw k alla...

θάθελα να γυρίσω μια ταινία με τίτλο "ο σχιζοφρενής δολοφόνος με τον νυχοκόπτη"

k twra pou eipes nuxokopth candiru tha thela na tou travhksw to vlefaro k na tou to kanw krosia me nuxokopth!!Tha ekane wraio efe kathws tha anoigokleine to mati!

taraam!

You've got issues...

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Originally Posted by jimid

taraam!

You've got issues...

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gt to les auto?

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Originally Posted by taraaam!

k twra pou eipes nuxokopth candiru tha thela na tou travhksw to vlefaro k na tou to kanw krosia me nuxokopth!!Tha ekane wraio efe kathws tha anoigokleine to mati!

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that's what i'm talking about!!!
that's the spirit!!!

na pai3w se gipedo gemato kosmo.

eimai poly periergos na dw pws niwthoun oi mpaladoroi se tetoies faseis.

episis eimai periergos na dw pws akougontai ta paokia apo ti sentra :P