Da Ali G Show

[Ramshackle Man]

[quote=Gabriel_]

Btw, to ksereis oti apo kei ksekinhse kai o Gervais (The Office) ws ekswterikos reporter?

Ti moy thymises.....Ax, ax!!

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Nai, nai, o Gervais evgaine kai elege kati kria asteia pou kai pou, me tipota den mporusa ekeini tin epohi na fantasto pos o tipos tha eftiahne kati toso theiko opos to The Office (kaliteri komiki sira tis teleftaias dekaetias IMO)!

[After Dark]

Sth seira einai mia xara.Sthn tainia ta panta einai ATHLIA.

[Gabriel]

Nai, nai, o Gervais evgaine kai elege kati kria asteia pou kai pou, me tipota den mporusa ekeini tin epohi na fantasto pos o tipos tha eftiahne kati toso theiko opos to The Office (kaliteri komiki sira tis teleftaias dekaetias IMO)!

Eykola! Edeikse xthes epanalhpsh to BBC2 to Christmas Special poy den to eixa dei. 1 1/2 wra. Apolaysh.

[Ramshackle Man]

Gamoto den eho dei ta Xmas specials pu vgikan fetos kathos den imoun Agglia... Mipos xerei pote vgainoun se DVD afta? Ta dio prota series ta eho agorasei edo kai kairo...

[Gabriel]

To brhka sto Amazon

http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASI ... 47-5172407

[dead]

ALI G OWNAGE.

se opoion en aresei dwraki ban

[Angrafan]

'it' girl ...typisa poy to mono poy kanei paei se parties kai tetoia. 'it' me thn ennoia toy antikeimenoy/she's 'it' gia to party. Kapws etsi. Prepei na katalabaineis.

Edit:

Moy irthan kai alla Bruno. Pianei sxediastes kai toys rwta se mia erwthsh kati entelws dhthen p.x. "Is black a taste of the future?" Kai na leei o allos "Nai, nai" me entelws shthen eskhghseis kai meta na ton rwta "SO you would say that black is, like, retro?" kai na synexizei pali o allos, na antifaskei pantoy. Entelws xasimo einai o Bruno.

xaxaxaa afto to exw dei kai egw, kanei synexeia tetoies erwthseis sth gomena, tou styl " the show was very heavy, dragging you down to to the floor" h sxediastria na apantaei " yes that's what i wanted to do" kai meta apo ligo leei o bruno "the show was very light, taking you to the clouds" kai fysika h ilithia sxediastria den pire xampari tipota kai symfwnhse.

afou ths ekane kamia 10 aria tetoies erwthseis pou h mia anairouse thn allh petaei to theiko "what do you think about inconsistency?"

[Medusa]

ton eblepa sto germaniko Viva. den kserw an paizei akomh.

eixe thn plaka toy (eidika o typos apo to kazakstan) alla moy thn espage to ntysimo toy sto studio. ton xarakthra me ta reportage me toys gay den to 8ymamai ka8olou. mhpws eishx8h stous teleytaious kyklous? periego na mhn to 8ymamai

[The Nerd]

O gay htane 8eos, thn epefte se olon ton kosmo (including topiko proedarxh ths NRA ), o kazakhstan gamoyse, o wannabe araphs 8elei kremala (ta asteia toy oti einai kai kala xazos, den eimai homo ktl koyrazoyn meta apo ligo kai oi atakes toys einai gia xasiklwmenoys araves ...)

[Vic]

theos.-

kai h tainia gamei. Apla thelei na mpeis sto nohma kai fysika na exeis zhsei kai tous agglous...

[symposium_lexotanil]

ali keith xynei sti mouri ali g xoris na milisei kan

[freak brother]

ta gamhse pali ola o ali g
oi atakes pou eipe sta mtv awards

Borat at the MTV Europe Awards 2005
Introduction to the show

"Welcome to the 2005 Eurovision Song Contest."



Following Madonna's performance

"That singer before me. Who was it? It was very courageous of MTV to start the show with a genuine transvestite, he was very convincing. It was only his hands and his testi satchels that gave it away."



Introducing Coldplay

"Next is one of the most famous bands in the world. We all love very much. Please enjoy... Green Day!"



Introducing The Pussy Cat Dolls

"Please prepare yourself for masturbation because next are international singing prostitutes, Pussy Cat Dolls."



After introducing Akon

(Borat whispers to little Kazkhstani child), "quick Akon's on stage, dressing room 8. See what you can take."



Introduction to Gorillaz

"There is one singer called Shakira... sorry I laugh because in Kazakhstan this word means vagina. For example, 'Can I touch your shakira?' or 'I have seen your wife's shakira, it hangs like the mouth of a tired dog."



Introducing Green Day

(Borat is dressed in a very revealing wrestling lycra costume), "Hello it is me, Freddy Mercury. I joking, he die of AIDS. It me Borat, I not a la la loo lee. The only sex disease I ever have is gonoreah. 15 times! The ladies like Borat! Now please welcome Coldplay."



Chatting to co-presenter Brittany Murphy

"Very nice. Whah whah we whah! I imagine you with no clothes. Borat is getting fat."



At the press conference

"My 13-year-old son is travelling here by foot, with his two wives and his three childrens." "If he survives the journey I have promised him that he can make penetration with Colombian prostitute Shakira."

"I look forward to meeting Jennifer Rush, Level 42 and Terence Trent D'Arbay," "Oh and the Thompson Twins."



In interview with the BBC

"My retard brother Vilo is not able to come as he is retarded and his cage would not fit on the plane."

"Unfortunately my wife was unable to leave Kazakhstan as she is a woman... this is a good news, she is a boring. High Five!!!"

"We celebrate with a men's only party in my hotel room where we will play ping pong, wrestle totally nude and shoot dogs from the balcony."


To finish the show

"To the world, I love you! Apart from Uzbekistan. Assholes."


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[Deniz]

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[Phantom Duck]

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[sabbattack]

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