Ο Λοχαγός πιάνει το σκοπό να μιλάει στο τηλέφωνο..
- Διάλεξε: 5 μέρες φυλακή ή το κρουασάν που έχω στην τσέπη;
- Το κρουασάν, κύριε Λοχαγέ!
- Οκ, 7 days.
Ο Λοχαγός πιάνει το σκοπό να μιλάει στο τηλέφωνο..
- Διάλεξε: 5 μέρες φυλακή ή το κρουασάν που έχω στην τσέπη;
- Το κρουασάν, κύριε Λοχαγέ!
- Οκ,
Spoiler
All alone, or in twos,
The ones who really love you
Walk up and down outside the wall.
Some hand in hand
And some gathered together in bands.
The bleeding hearts and artists
Make their stand.
And when they've given you their all
Some stagger and fall, after all it's not easy
Banging your heart against some mad bugger's wall.
-Θέλω να χωρίσουμε..
- Cu + 2HgCl -> CuCl2 + 2Hg
-Τώρα τι αντίδραση είναι αυτή?
Last edited by Imperium; 20-01-2015 at 12:27.
A certain private school was faced with a unique problem, where a number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick..
They wud apply it in the bathroom, which was fine. But after that they would press their lips on the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints .
Every night the maintenance janitor would remove them, and the next day the girls would put them back.
Finally the principal decided that something had to be done.
She called all girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance janitor. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night (you can just imagine all the yawns from the little princesses).
To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance janitor to show the girls how much effort was required.
He took out a long-handled mop, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it.
Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror.
1) e4, c5
2) Νf3
- Τι σ'αρέσει περισσότερο πάνω μου;
Spoiler
- Λοιπόν?
- Λοιπόν ΠΑΣΟΚ!
Αλέξη, Αλέξη! Τελείωνε , ΞΕΚΌΛΛΑ
μετρο θεσσαλονικης
Να γίνει και το μετρό να πηγαίνουμε πιο εύκολα για μπασκετάκι.
All alone, or in twos,
The ones who really love you
Walk up and down outside the wall.
Some hand in hand
And some gathered together in bands.
The bleeding hearts and artists
Make their stand.
And when they've given you their all
Some stagger and fall, after all it's not easy
Banging your heart against some mad bugger's wall.
Έχετε βιβλία για την χαμηλή αυτοεκτίμηση;
Βεβαίως κύριε έχουμε
Και είναι σε έκπτωση σήμερα!!
Όχι Όχι δεν την θέλω δεν την αξίζω!