Anekdota kiets

[alaiah]

A police officer pulled a guy over for speeding.
Officer: May I see your driver’s license?
Driver: I don’t have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
Officer: May I see the owner’s card for this vehicle?
Driver: It’s not my car. I stole it.
Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: That’s right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner’s card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer: There’s a gun in the glove box?
Driver: Yes sir. That’s where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.
Officer: There’s a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
Driver: Yes, sir.
Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:
Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
Driver: Sure. Here it is.
It was valid.
Captain: Who’s car is this?
Driver: It’s mine, officer. Here’s the owner’ card.
The driver owned the car.
Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there’s a gun in it?
Driver: Yes, sir, but there’s no gun in it.
Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.
Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there’s a body in it.
Driver: No problem.
Trunk is opened; no body.
Captain: I don’t understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn’t ηave a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.
Driver: Yeah, I’ll bet the lying sombich told you I was speeding, too.

[Jim Dandy Mangrum]

[ismosax]

Kammenies:

- Poia einai i diafora enos trainou?
- Ola ta bagonia kinountai me tin idia taxuthta kai to teleutaio idiaitera!


- Poia einai i diafora enos peristeriou?
- Diathetei duo podia, ek twn opoiwn to ena!!

[Candiru]

σε τι διαφέρει το πεπόνι από το παγώνι;

Το πεπόνι παγώνει, ενώ...

...το παγώνι δεν πεπόνι

[Bullet]

makabrio alla kalo

peftei ena aeroplano pou mesa einai o tzigker o malezani kai o flavio...poios swzetai?
























































O Panathinaikos

[bleeding]

eeeeeee!!!!!! min ta isopedonoume ola!

i arxiki morfi autou tou anekdotou einai gia tin istoriki omada tou areos. einai o skordas, o mat8aiou k o saouridis ktl...

[Bullet]

to prwi to akousa etsi,den eixa idea gia to palio

[The Good Son]

What's Hitlers least favorite planet?'Jewpiter'
Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza?The pizza doesnt scream when you put it in an oven!
Whats the difference between a Jew and a Canoe?A canoe tips
How do you get 100 jews into a car?Throw a quarter in it.
How do you get them out again?Tell them Hilter is driving.
How many jews can you fit in a VW Beetle?54, two in the front, two in the back, and fifty in the ashtray.
How do you know you have a queer Jew?He likes money more than girls.
Have you heard about the Jewish sports car?It stops on a dime, then picks it up
What is a Jews biggest dilemma?Free pork
Why do Jews have such big noses?Cuz all the airs free.
Whats the object of Jewish football?To get the quarter back.
How was copper wire invented?2 Jews fighting over the same penny
What language does Jewish homo speak?Heblew
What did the little German boy get for his birthday?Easy bake oven and a G.I Jew
Hows Christmas celebrated in Jewish homes?They put parking meters on the roof.
Why did the Jews walk around the desert for 40 years?They heard that someone dropped a quarter
What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections?A whine and cheese party.
Whats Jewish doggy style?You beg for half an hour and the princess rolls over and plays dead.
What happens when a Jew with an errection walks into a wall?He breaks his nose.
What's faster than a speeding bullet?A jew with a coupon.

[freak brother]

ahdiasa

[pitchfork]

ban και γρήγορα μάλιστα

[Atheist]

How was copper wire invented?2 Jews fighting over the same penny
What's faster than a speeding bullet?A jew with a coupon.

Κλαίω.

[Candiru]

What's Hitlers least favorite planet?'Jewpiter'
Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza?The pizza doesnt scream when you put it in an oven!
Whats the difference between a Jew and a Canoe?A canoe tips
How do you get 100 jews into a car?Throw a quarter in it.
How do you get them out again?Tell them Hilter is driving.
How many jews can you fit in a VW Beetle?54, two in the front, two in the back, and fifty in the ashtray.
How do you know you have a queer Jew?He likes money more than girls.
Have you heard about the Jewish sports car?It stops on a dime, then picks it up
What is a Jews biggest dilemma?Free pork
Why do Jews have such big noses?Cuz all the airs free.
Whats the object of Jewish football?To get the quarter back.
How was copper wire invented?2 Jews fighting over the same penny
What language does Jewish homo speak?Heblew
What did the little German boy get for his birthday?Easy bake oven and a G.I Jew
Hows Christmas celebrated in Jewish homes?They put parking meters on the roof.
Why did the Jews walk around the desert for 40 years?They heard that someone dropped a quarter
What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections?A whine and cheese party.
Whats Jewish doggy style?You beg for half an hour and the princess rolls over and plays dead.
What happens when a Jew with an errection walks into a wall?He breaks his nose.
What's faster than a speeding bullet?A jew with a coupon.

χαχαχαχαχαχαχαχαχά, αυτό θα πει αρρωστημένη φαντασία και IQ υπό του μηδενός

[The Good Son]

χαχαχαχαχαχαχαχαχά,

αυτό θα πει αρρωστημένη φαντασία και IQ υπό του μηδενός

[Atheist]

Φρικτό sig. Φρικτό.

[Candiru]

χαχαχαχαχαχαχαχαχά,

αυτό θα πει αρρωστημένη φαντασία και IQ υπό του μηδενός

του λέει τέτοια ανέκδοτα ο διπλανός;