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Ο πάτος των ανεκδότων, απο χριστουγεννιάτικα cracker



Cantiru, για σένα!

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How do snowmen get around?
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They ride an icicle


What kind of music do elves like?
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Wrap Music


Why did the tomato blush?
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Because it saw the salad dressing


Why was the Santa little helper depressed?
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Because he had low "elf" esteem.


What do you call two robbers?
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A pair of knickers


what do you call a horse in his pyjamas?
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A zebra


What did the grape say when the elephan stood on it?
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Nothing. It just let out a little wine


How long does it take a Mexican to buy a dog?
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Chihuahuas.


Why did the cow wear a bell?
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Because her horn did not work


Why did the tomato blush?
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Because it saw the salad dressing


Why was the Santa little helper depressed?
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Because he had low "elf" esteem.


What do you call a snowman in the summer?
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Puddle!




Γέλασα με 3-4, αλλά φταίει και το αλκοόλ.
ΠΟΣΟ ήπιες δηλαδή;;;