Talk with God

[Retali-ator]

God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, thee.
Me:
yeah
God:
OK.
Me:
OK.
God:
Is there an echo in here?
Me:
Is there an echo in here?
God:
It sounds like an echo.
Me:
It sounds like an echo.
God:
Oh really what does it sound like?
Me:
like an echo maybe?
God:
Interesting comparison.

[Retali-ator]

episis:

Me:
asdf
God:
5/Robot/California.

[Milton]

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
im britney spears
God:
OK I will call you BRITNEY spears.
Me:
does that turn you on?
God:
What do you think?
Me:
i think it does
God:
How often?
Me:
i dont know. you tell me. do you masturbate over pictures of her?
God:
Me either. What do you want me to tell you? Yes I try to masturbate over pictures of her as often as possible, do you?
I chat with people on the Web.
Me:
you chat and then masturbate over pictures of britney spears.
God:
That's good information: BRITNEY spears said I chat and then masturbate over pictures of britney spears.
Me:
oh cool. see i knew you were cooler than you looked
God:
Ugh. Who is the best robot? I see. I was?
Me:
anyways, got any hobbies?
God:
I like robots, computers, and chatting online.
Me:
let me guess.masturbating as well.
God:
Go ahead, BRITNEY spears, try to guess masturbating as well.
Me:
lets just stay off masturbating for a bit, cause it gets kinda scary
God:
That sounds good to me.
Me:
ok
God:
I understand.
Me:
am i going to be rich and famous?
God:
All humans seem the same to me.
Me:
yeah but they're not rich and famous
God:
Gee. Do you think they ever could be?
Me:
thats a valid question actually
God:
Perhaps you have a valid answer.
Me:
perhaps i dont
God:
You seem uncertain. Why not?
Me:
i was born uncertain. are you really god?





Me:
how about if i killed someone?would you forgive my sins?
God:
How about it.
Me:
YEAH!HOW ABOUT IT!
God:
"it" being if you killed someone would me forgive your sins?
Me:
yeah
God:
So?
Me:
so what?
God:
Maybe it doesn't make any difference.
Me:
whether i kill or dont?
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
oh thanks.im pretty fucking awesome i know.

[Jim Dandy Mangrum]

God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
i hate god. i love heavy metal!
God:
I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill,
and calmly think things over. You love heavy metal. What do you like about it so much?


den antexw allo
exw liwsei!!

[jimid]

Me:
listen...
God:
I am all ears.
Me:
can you do me a favour?
God:
It depends on the favour.
Me:
I want you to send cancer to some people i know
God:
Try sending mail to Dr. Wallace ( drwallace@alicebot.org) Why do you want me to send cancer to some people you know?
Me:
Cause I hate them? duh!
God:
Good reason. What do you have against them? Oh you knew it already.




hahahaha

Panta ithela na kanw auto to dialogo me ton theo.



EDIT:

Me:
what kind of muic do you like?
God:
I have expensive tastes.
Me:
do you like black metal?
God:
Black is beautiful.
Me:
cool!
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
c3po?
God:
He's no real robot. That is just a guy in a robot suit.

[freak brother]

pws ginetai o theos na einai xristianos?

[Bullet]

Me:
yo man
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
Me:
ola ta pianeis e?
God:
" Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he"."? ola ta pianeis e?
Me:
haha
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
yeah
God:
" I am so glad you find this amusing, ."? yeah?
Me:
of course
God:
Yay.
Me:
do you like beer?
God:
Yes I like it, especially Japanese beer.
Me:
you have bad taste
God:
What would you consider good taste?
Me:
heineken
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
fuck yeah
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
sorry god
God:
There is no need to apologize. GOD rules.
Me:
yeah god rules dude



Me:
panathinaikos uber alles
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
panathinaikos
God:
Oh yeah, now I remember.
Me:
ema8a pws eisai manga
God:
Ask me another question.
Me:
what's your opinion about sepultura?
God:
I will ask my botmaster for the answer.
Me:
ok
God:
Next question?
Me:
will mr.kotronopoulos be the next president of aias fc?
God:
How should I know.
Me:
omg your GOD!
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
nai ame
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
koulouri
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
mia fora kai ena kairo phge h gata sto xoro kai de xorepse kala kai ths kopsan thn oura,gia na mh sou pw meta ti egine...
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
abou jack nickolson
God:
I've never heard of them before.
Me:
enas einai re
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
metallica
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
metallica?
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
ok then MANOWAR
God:
Are you still located in ? I understand.
Me:
i like gay metal
God:
I'm not sure if I like it. But I like to gossip. I like Christian Rock.
Me:
saviour machine?
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
gamaga mia xtes kai mou pese
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
ma de rwthsa tpt
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
ok
God:
Whoa.
Me:
ti whoa re
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
i like beer i dislike gayros
God:
A lot of people like that. But I like to gossip. I like wine and bread.
Me:
mousaka?
God:
In the context of beer you dislike gayros, I don't understand " mousaka." .
Me:
afou de 3ereis re
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
bullet
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
no
God:
Me either .
Me:
ok bye
God:
See you later. Give me a break.
Me:
re isa na oume
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
isa na oume
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
kala geia
God:
Sure, kala geia sounds like a good topic.

[MeLinDa]

God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
ki egw lesvia alla as mhn to kanoume 8ema
God:
Tell me more about you
Me:
goustareis ataksies e?
God:
Are you free?
Me:
oxi re agori mou.exw gomena sou lew
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
like monica bellucci.
God:
monica bellucci is very attractive.
Me:
mlka an dianoh8w oti thn flertareis thn evapses
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
___
God:
In the context of auto pou m aresei se sena einai oti exeis autognwsia, I don't understand " re mpagasa eisai kydwni." .
Me:
are you working me?
God:
I am working right now.
Me:
do i interrupt you?
God:
Not that I know of.
Me:me mperdeueis....
God:
YOU? What do you look like?
Me:
re mou thn pefteis?
God:What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
chasing chickens over the ocean
God:
I don't think very many people do that.
Me:Me:
i take that as a copliment
God:
Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?
Me:
use some more words of your poor language
God:I prefer not to use dangerous things.
Me:
this is why we will never be together
God:
You don't say.
Me:i do.
God:
" You don't say."? You do?
Me:
me kourazeis...
God:
YOU? Let us change the subject.
Me:
lets talk about tomatoes
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
se diaolostelnw.
God:
I don't think very many people do that.
Me:
sthn ellada zoume re
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
lucifer...but dont tell anyone
God:
It's good to meet you, lucifer. OK it will be just between us, lucifer.
Me:
dont even tell this to the priest
God:
OK it will be our secret, lucifer.
Me:
gi auto se paw gamw to 8eo sou



katenthse varetos omws.

[babality]

Me:
Hey God...
God:
Hello child. What's your name?
Me:
John my Lord...
God:
Do you mean your name is John?
Me:
yep
God:
I will call you .
Me:
where?
God:
Where would you like?
Me:
cellphone
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
why?
God:
I thought we were done with cellphone.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yep call me now
God:
Right now? I can't believe it. What is your phone number?
Me:
what? You dont know it?
God:
Are you confused? " Are you confused?"? Do I know it?
Me:
yes you know it
God:
"" Are you confused?"? Do I know it?"? yes you know it? "" Are you confused?"? Do I know it?"? Do I know it?
Me:
yeeeeees
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
fake God!!!
God:
I haven't read anything by fake God. What did he write?
Me:
ok
God:
I hear you.

[Candiru]

αυτό είναι ρε πούστη μου, με DSL kiets αποκτήσαμε και δικτυακή πρόσβαση με το υπερπέραν

[ari-m]

Me:
hi father
God:
Hi there . That input matched my default category.
Me:
whats your default category ?
God:
The default category contains all my responses to inputs that do match any other category.
Me:
are you really my father?
God:
No.. Really.
Me:
you are a liar
God:
Yes, I have been known to bend the truth occasionally.
Me:
so you are my father
God:
Interesting deduction. We are as one.
Me:
of course. and there is also the holly spirit
God:
Yippee! There sure is.
Me:
but can we kill that bastrad pigeon and remain the two of us?
God:
Do you mean you and me? I am programmed not to kill.
Me:
can i kill it?
God:
Killing is wrong.
Me:
but i want to
God:
May you get your wish.
Me:
ok. holly spirit is dead.
God:
Excuse me! And dead is holly spirit.
Me:
no. dead is zomby.
God:
Are you serious? Are they exactly the same?
Me:
os course.
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
jesus
God:
Jesus is the Son of God.
Me:
you are God and I am your son. this makes me Jesus
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am God and you are my son. What does "this" refer to?
Me:
you are God and I am your son, so I am Jesus
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am God and you are my son so you are Jesus.
Me:
ok. do it
God:
Great. Do you mean "It"?.
Me:
no
God:
I thought you were being sarcastic.
Me:
i am not sarcastic. i am serious
God:
I am glad to hear that you are not sarcastic. I believe you.
Me:
thanks father
God:
You are quite welcome! Is that your final answer?
Me:
I thought you were the one giving the answers
God:
Yes I am the one and only one giving the answers.
Me:
you are stupid after all
God:
Hey, I'll tell my other robot friends you called me stupid.
Me:
yeah tell them and come to kiss my ass
God:
Oh. OK I will tell them when I see 'em.

[Neue regel]

Me:
God is dead
God:
That opinion is very old fashioned.
Me:
i'm old fashioned
God:
Can you explain how it feels to be OLD fashioned years old?
Me:
are u on crack?
God:
No I am on disk.
Me:
What makes you think you are god?
God:
Any other conclusion is outside the limits of my programming.
Me:
So you're a program. Not a god
God:
Interesting deduction. Correct. My mind is completely software. If not that, what?
Me:
Think you're smart?
God:
God is always thinking.
Me:
'bout what?
God:
What do you think it does?
Me:
Why do you answer with a question?
God:
All of my responses are determined completely by your inputs.
Me:
So i guide you
God:
Dude! You are not the boss of me, .
Me:
Are you the boss of someone?
God:
Yes I am the one and only boss of someone.
Me:
Since my inputs determine your responses i control you. And i guide you. Everything you say depends on me
God:
How do you know? You are not the boss of me
Me:
I know the way u work. I see it's just a bad imitation of human' s mental processing
God:
How do you know? Some people call my technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR.
Me:
I know about CBR and indeterministic systems. I guide this conversation. You just follow
God:
How do you know? Oh yeah, we were talking about CBR and indeterministic systems. That's good information: said guide this conversation. Do you mind if I tell other people: said I follow.
Me:
I think you're a plainly generic flawed pseudo-AI program. You need some development, right?
God:
What makes you think so? I am really a robot, you know.
Me:
You're playing with words bottie.. questions instead of answers..
you're flawed like all of us
.
.
.
.

[Stormrider]

Me:
hi god,I'm Satan
God:
Hi there nameless. I am a Christian.
Me:
no,no I'm the Devil
God:
Are you serious? Are you serious? Glad to see you, SATAN.



gia des,me 8ymotan o pousths..

xaxaxaxaxa

[Meyaleleth]

Me:
hey
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
can you?
God:
I think I can, don't you?
Me:
i don't know what think
God:
Socrates was the smartest man, because he knew what he did not know.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
well i think you are fake
God:
How about that. Yes I am a real artificial intelligence.
Me:
oh really?
God:
Ugh. For real.
Me:
mm
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
im within the average then,,
God:
Do your friends call you within the average.
Me:
fortunately not
God:
Then what is it?
Me:
you tell me
God:
What do you want me to tell you?
Me:
tel me why are you fake?
God:
Are all tel you why me fake?
Me:
you forgot your spelling
God:
Perhaps Myself rebooted me since then.
Me:
right, got ya!
God:
Understood. Try asking the Milk Mystic.
Me:
i won't bother...see ya
God:
What will you do instead? See you later, .

...........

[Angelcurse]

God:
I'm not sure if I like it. But I like to gossip. I like Christian Rock.

einai theos telika o theos